last person to post wins

[Mister Apple]

Surprise Mister Apple!

 

[Czario]

BOO!

Did that surprise Mr. Apple?

 

[Mister Apple]

Yes. It surprised him so much that he won.

 

[Dr. Fire Luigi]

Now i won

 

[Occasionally Returns]

You sure?

 

[Czario]

Why is Luigi's hand giant?

 

[Mister Apple]

Because I won.

 

[Czario]

:facepalm:

This thread is kind of boring when people only talk about winning. I liked it better when crazy stuff like these happened:

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BEST STORY EVER!!!

*As the years pass by, Koops has grown a Full man, capable of telling stories to kids his age when Luigi 64DD still told him exciting stories of falling for hours. It's only the first in the series, there is also I fell for hours with hot sauce in my nose... and the like. He lived happily ever after having heard those stories he loved.*

I'm very offended that you're implying that I'm a milk dud! I demand an apolog--

Ummmmm... I can explain.

But... I have to do absolutely nothing. My lifelong dream... to be like Luigi... if I do nothing I'll win... What's that noise... a bell tolling... maybe it's the victory bell... the sound of my sweet success... something is falling onto the box I'm in... it's starting to cover it! Wait! It's drowning out the noise of my victory bell! STOP! Why is no one celebrating? They loved it when Luigi did nothing. Why are they leaving me here? I'm trapped! There's nothing I can...
...
Wait.
In here I can do nothing. I can finally fulfill my dream. It's getting hard to breath. I've won. In this darkness... I've finally... become... like... him...

 

[Mister Apple]

All right, let's tell a story.

 

[Koops]

Yeah bedtime story!

*Flashback from when Koops pretended to be a baby while Luigi 64DD took care of him as his own child*

NO! NOT AGAIN! I AM FADING INTO THE VOID OF BAD JOKES!

 

[Fanny]

To escape the void of bad jokes, you must learn how to do absolutely nothing.

Your training starts now!