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Return of the bad Encyclopedia SpongeBobia trivia

  • When SpongeBob slides his body across the Krusty Krab glass window, he leaves a trail of clearness with part of the glass turning lighter. It is implied here that SpongeBob's body is cleaning the glass, as he is a sponge.
 

While social media gave their output a potentially gigantic audience, in reality like most of the other TFCC content it was fiercely insular, being written by Wiki editors and read by only Wiki editors, with less reach than the average Boomer capsule.

Brutal
 

portrayed by an unidentified hamster.
 
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Another poorly-researched kiddie book comes out, another opportunity for the Transformers wiki to show its fangs

What Is the Story of Transformers? is a book for young readers that documents the history of the long-running Transformers brand in the style of other What is the Story of...? books.

This does not bode well for those other books if this is a representative example.

In the first of many errors, Optimus Prime's head is shown as disproportionately large.

  • The Bibliography section notes its sources include articles from Screen Rant, if you want to begin to understand how all this happened.
 

Along the way he thwarts numerous Nort schemes, discovers and inadvertently destroys the only portion of Nu-Earth not contaminated by chemical weapons, and is betrayed by every female character he encounters.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_hoaxes_on_Wikipedia sort by length for extra funny

Don Meme
A fictitious "mythical, wise guru" in Puebla, Mexico, supposedly the subject of a nonexistent short story collection; also claimed to be a mentor for real-life bands and "an entity that appears as soon as a bohemian party is summoned."

Jar'Edo Wens
Fictional Australian Aboriginal deity, presumably named after "Jared Owens".

Bessa Vugo
Nonexistent molecular biologist and collaborator with Jacques Monrod who "famously" had children eat brussel sprouts, and disproved Fouriers Law for Heat Transfer.

Nihil Pop Organization
Supposed counter-cultural organization with branches in the United States, France and Italy; allegedly dedicated to "nihilism through pop culture" by means of art exhibitions, fanzines, and terrorism.
 
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