Glowsquid post statements from wikis that amuses him

Sounds like a parody, to say the least.
 
http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Robert_Bowling

On 7th November 2008, before the release of Treyarch's Call of Duty: World at War, Robert Bowling made a post on his blog demanding Senior Producer at Activision Noah Heller to stop comparing Call of Duty: World at War to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare during interviews, explaining that the game "can stand on it's [sic] own merits". Bowling was also annoyed by Heller's remark that in previous Call of Duty games, bolt-action rifles never killed in one hit - something that Heller claimed Treyarch to have rectified in Call of Duty: World at War. Bowling explained that bolt-action rifles "are one hit kills in every Call of Duty we (Infinity Ward) made", referring to him as "Senior Super Douche Noah Heller", and urged interviewers to "talk to someone who actually works on the Dev Team at Treyarch and knows what the fuck they're talking about."[5][6][7]
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The intro's also pretty good.

He resigned from his position on March 26th, 2012,[1] and later admitted in a response on Twitter that he was unhappy with the slow evolution of the series, saying "Too much 'pew pew' not enough new new".[2]
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Now I want to see Nils Olav's double. :[ The current one sadly isn't with us anymore.
 
Striker Mario said:
Now I want to see Nils Olav's double. :[ The current one sadly isn't with us anymore.
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RIP :(
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Lal Bihari (or Lal Bihari Mritak, लाल बिहारी “मृतक”; born 1955) is an Indian farmer and activist from Amilo, in Azamgarh district, Uttar Pradesh, who was officially dead between 1975 and 1994.
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He was (and still is) biologically alive but legally dead. This is apparently a problem so big in Uttar Pradesh (the Indian state's he's from) that he founded an organization in opposition to false death declarations.
 
Wikipedia said:
Shit happens" is a common vulgar slang phrase, used as a simple existential observation that life is full of unpredictable events, either "Así es la vida" or "C'est la vie". The phrase is an acknowledgment that bad things happen to people seemingly for no particular reason
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