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In the present day, the Freedom Fighters think they have located Sonic, but they’ve only located two impostors: Harry Potter Obama the Hedgehog and Ogorki the Hedgehog. Both of these impostors cause plenty of trouble for the residents of the Great Forest. One of the worst instances occurs when Harry Potter Obama kidnaps Cheese. Shadow manages to defeat both of these impostors, though.
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A red Sonic tells the audience about the wonders of marijuana. However, the real Sonic steps in and warns the audience not to impersonate people unless they’re on an undercover mission.
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Meanwhile, Shadow hands in a fake release form to Colonel Klink & quits the Gestapo.
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After a while, Sonic conquers his nightmares and awakens. After a tearful embrace with his friends, they set out to Eggopolis. They're temporarily held up by a gun-wielding Richard Nixon impersonator & Shadow, but they get there in time and destroy the Atomic Decoupler.
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for funsies, post "Christian" in the sonic fanon wiki's search and see what you get
 
Christian Mitchel the Cat...

What?
 
http://sonicfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Pippin

[quote author=wonderful literature]
This is an article about Pippin, a character created by Marshall+skye4502 on 08/29/2014.

Appearance
Normal: Pippin has Blue eyes, a kind grin, and spikes like sonic. he is 3ft tall on the dot.
in his Spider-Hog suit: his suit is a lot like spider-man but it has a hole for his nose. and he wears his shoes in the suit. and the symbol is a little different. (i'll draw it later)

Personality
Pippin is always trying to help his friends and his enemys. but he enjoys a good joke and is always trying to spook sonic and his other friends. he hates to see people hurt or in trouble so he is always trying to help people. He is a christian and refuses to use the chaos emeralds because of his beliefs. He has a deep hate for the shadow androids that Eggman made and try's to destroy as many as he can.

History
Pippin does not know anything about his family or his past all he can remember is an unhappy childhood in an orphanage. he found out about his spider like powers at age 14 and used them for fun mostly. but later in life he saw two mugs beating up some poor girl and used his powers to save her. later that day he swore to use his powers to stop evil. and he made a spider man like suit and took the name super hero name of Spider-Hog. later he tricked Eggman into making him web shooters, which he had a bumpy time with at first but mastered them after a few hundred times. he meet sonic and friends when he was suddenly attacked by eggman who had figured out Pippin had tricked him. Sonic, Amy, and Tails saved Pippin before pippin had a chance to fight Eggman himself. Pippin thanked Them and then told them about him self (leaving out the whole Spider-hog thing though). later he moves into a appartment in station square.

Powers
Pippin can climb walls and sense danger. His powers can how ever fail at times when he is saddened. He once tryed to stand on a wall sideways, it worked but felt weird so he seldom does it. His danger sense has a ten mile range, which comes in handy at times.

Special Abilities
Pippin is very strong thanks to working out a lot, and his reflexes are to be reckoned with.
He can dodge bullets and fight like a pro.
He knows a bit about about Kung Fu but has never really trained in it before.

Skills
Pippin loves to draw and hopes to be a cartoonest someday. he plans to start a cartoon called "Spider-Hog" based on his own life.
His skill with his web shooters grows every day as he learns to hit even the smallest target.
He

Weaknesses
sadness, bullets, being punched, just about a bit of everything.
he can slowly lose his powers if he keeps his true feelings hidden

Secret fear
Pippin fears losing his wall crawling powers in mid-climb, and falling to his death, this fear haunts his dreams
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Chaos emeralds - Jesus's nightmare
 
Yeah, uh, what does religion have to do with Sonic fan OCs?


The Strike Force is comprised of various "heroes" that have vowed to try and keep the general population of Stoneview City and other locations around Mobius safe.
Rapid the Hedgehog

The founder and leader of the team. Rapid formed this group after the devastation of an unfortunate event. The group was designed to protect Stoneview City, but he expanded the team enough to spread out more. Rapid has more of the speed of the group, often leaving the group behind on accident due to his quickness.

Rank: Striker

Team: Alpha
Drew the Wolf

Drew is the strength of the group.

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Policies
Honesty Policy

The group is sworn to be honest regardless of the outcome. For instance, Rapid had accidentally let a fugitive go. When questioned, he told the truth and received his probation.

The penalty of this policy being broken is removal from the active roster which is comprised of 3-5 members.
Friendly Fire Policy

Members are not to harm any other members purposefully.

Violation results from removal from active roster to ejection from the team.
Innocent Bystander Policy

Members are not to attack innocent bystanders unless attacked repetitively.

Violation results in automatic ejection from the team, no matter what. This includes if a member uses a civilian as "bait" for an enemy.

More to be added...
Religion

Most of the team is agnostic. However, the team's official religion is Protestant Christian. Few members are atheist.
Base of Operations
Stoneview City

The headquarters of The Strike Force is located in central Stoneview City.

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Habitat

Most of the Strike Force lives in Stoneview City. Although some members live in other areas.
Rankings

As the team is mixed of various members, there is not a current uniform. However, members have rankings.
Grunt/Newcomers

The newcomers, or grunts, are the "fresh meat" of the team. At this level, basic training begins. However, grunts are not able to carry out on missions until they rank up to soldiers.
Officers

The officers are the next level of the team. Officers are to stay at the base to train grunts, watch the base, and keep order in the area they are stationed in. Officers may not carry out on missions until they are soldiers. However, they are able to fill in for a soldier if their name is called for the mission.
Soldiers

The soldiers are the main infantry and used unit for missions. These are the well-trained members that are depended on to carry the mission out.
Elites

The elites are the better trained members. They are called on the secret missions and special government issues. These members are also included in wars.
Strikers

The highest ranking. Strikers are the generals basically. They receive the distress calls from those in need, assign teams their jobs, and take care of large jobs. Strikers are called in on the highest missions such as search and rescues, city invasion, and riot control. There are few members that are strikers.
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Didn't know Christianity would be pretty popular in Mobius...
 
Sonic is bad religion:


Glowsquid said:
Chaos emeralds - Jesus's nightmare
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Of course. To collect them is to covet both wealth and power and pridefully use them for violence.
 
https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/542179030636953600
 
that they're image comics fans?
 
Glowsquid said:
https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/542179030636953600
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i forgot how much of a goldmine congressedits was

https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/568505949226442752

https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/613004999711453184
 
Wikipedia's reception sections for pop culture characters are goldmines, holy shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippy_Toad#Reception

GameDaily also listed him as a character that make people want to mute their games, commenting that "until Star Fix 64 [sic] arrived, we liked amphibians."[8]
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Complex included him among the ten video game characters who look like sex offenders.[13]
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UGO Networks also listed him among one of the cutest characters in video games.[22] Similarly, Complex placed him seventh in their article about "cute characters that you wouldn't want to cross paths with in a dark alley if they decided to go bad",[23]
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falco_Lombardi#Reception

what said:
UGO Networks also ranked him fifth on its "25 Most Memorable Italians in Video Games" list.[1
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Falco was also placed among by GamesRadar in a list of 10 sidekicks that deserve their own games.[19] On other hand, he has been labeled as a "douchebag";
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fuck tgwtg

People want to fuck the Nostalgia Critic. TV Tropes want to be sure you know that.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/TheNostalgiaCritic

Memetic Molestee: He's a bit like the fanfic fandom's designated rape victim. Not for Hurt/Comfort purposes, just for funsies.
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Then there's the people who notice how twig-like he's looking in 2013+, and listen to how much Doug seems to think he's still overweight, but still urge him to get skinnier because he's hotter the thinner he gets.
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Moe: Cute? Check. Big eyes? Check. Subby? Check. Weak generally? Check. Socially awkward? Check.
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uguu~

Genderqueer and trans especially had hearts in eyes for his misgendering rant in Patch Adams, and the fanon that he's genderfluid but is overcompensating towards male because of issues doesn't hurt either.
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Memetic Sex God: Due to Ask That Guy licking his pipe and Doug's love of blowjob jokes, it has become heavy fanon that he's really good at oral. His fellating a joystick in the rematch against Angry Joe didn't exactly help this perception. Also exploited in The Last Angry Geek's Bad Future episode, as the site has been taken over and all he's allowed to do is give oral.
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tgwtg was a mistake
 
someone on tvt is having a meltdown over the newest adam sandler film and I found it kinda amusing

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Glowsquid said:
someone on tvt is having a meltdown over the newest adam sandler film and I found it kinda amusing

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I don't hate them because they're bad. I hate them because he has no idea what "humour" is.
 
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