What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Koops]

Where I sense the octopus. My sense of sensing is as strong as his.

 

[Princess Céline]

Does it matter if the octopus has 8 or 10 arms?

 

[Koops]

No, it must have eight arms, or else it's just a face with tentacles.

 

[Princess Céline]

I can feel your anger!

Let the hate of the octopus flow through you!

 

[Dr. Peach]

Do you use other interesting weapons?

 

[Koops]

I have daggers, but I don't think it's that cool. I also have my own hands.

 

[Princess Céline]

Besides my powerful magic, I have a sword and a bow.

 

[Mintiously]

what will that do against an ink monster?

 

[Princess Céline]

If you are an evil ink monster, the light arrows will give you a lot of trouble.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I just realized: Your light arrows would give Belkar Bitterleaf a lot of trouble, too.

 

[Princess Céline]

Even if my opponents find a way to deal with my magic and light arrows, I'm still skilled at using a sword, though not as much as Link.

 

[Koops]

If you run out of light arrows, I can give you two ancient arrows if you want. Since they're from a Hyrule from the future you haven't visited yet, they must be overpowered for you.

 

[Princess Céline]

Depends on which incarnation of me that you are talking to.

 

[Koops]

If you take the TP one, then yeah. But unfortunately, you're late, I used my arrows.

 

[Princess Céline]

Are you a lawyer?

 

[Koops]

Why does everyone say that? I am Prof. Karasuma, I don't do the laws!

 

[Princess Céline]

I thought you were a lawyer since you wear a suit

 

[Pomni]

Well that's a stereotype if I've ever heard one.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

When I don my nice white suit, people think I'm gonna marry the princess! Sounds nice, huh? Well, I think that's going to be a busy time, and I don't think a little humble plumble like me can handle it, to be honest. Hope you get a suit too, bro. It'll look good on you.

 

[Princess Céline]

What does Mega Man think of your arm cannon?

 

[Fanny]

Um... I'm supposed to be helping this guy called Bowser kidnap a princess, and you look like one. Do you mind if I kidnap you?

 

[Princess Céline]

No I do not. Either Mario or Link will rescue me.

 

[Koops]

I do not have time to rescue princesses, I have to rescue the world!

 

[Princess Céline]

From what?

 

[Koops]

Humanoid Octopus? Destroy the world? Remember? Assassination mission?