Drop something on the person below you.

Why do you say tha—
OUNCHHHH!!!
Drops
100000000
Poo
+anvils
+piano
+trucks
+bombs
+master swords
 
I dodge the poo, bomb, trucks, anvils, and Master Swords. And I play every piano before they fall to the ground.

I drop an alien.
 
*shroob lands on me, hitting the ground*

Ouch. Hey Shroob, uh you're on me. Please get off?

*drops a sturmovik aircraft*
 
Calls Dr. Manhattan to a t o m i c a l l y r e a r r a n g e the nuke.

Then I drop an entire timeline below me.
 
I sell it.

I drop an egg.
 
I tear it to pieces.

I drop some bullets.
 
I make him turn into a cowboy hat.

I drop a fiddle.
 
I send it to space, where is crashes into Jupiter.

I drop a tree.
 
Huh. If I wasn't a unicorn, he'd land on me, and I'd be in pain. This levitation spell is saving me so much! And Bowser Jr. leaves disappointed because I'm not in pain (Bowser's family and I have that kind of relationship in-universe, sans Lemmy).

I drop a melting ice cream cone.
 
I was eating an ice cream but this thing fell on it. This means double cones!

TG drops himself.
 
I catch it and destroy it.

I drop boiling water.
 
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