Drop something on the person below you.

Why do you say tha—
OUNCHHHH!!!
Drops
100000000
Poo
+anvils
+piano
+trucks
+bombs
+master swords
 
I dodge the poo, bomb, trucks, anvils, and Master Swords. And I play every piano before they fall to the ground.

I drop an alien.
 
*shroob lands on me, hitting the ground*

Ouch. Hey Shroob, uh you're on me. Please get off?

*drops a sturmovik aircraft*
 
Calls Dr. Manhattan to a t o m i c a l l y r e a r r a n g e the nuke.

Then I drop an entire timeline below me.