Control the Throne

[YoshiMonsta]

Ducks, and sweeps, jumping on your body and kicking your face rapidly. I then eat the throne so no one else can have it but me!

 

[Specific Neptune]

By time lock, I pause your egg in the middle of the air. I'll unlock it later, but for now I must leave.

 

[IcicleRain]

Ducks, and sweeps, jumping on your body and kicking your face rapidly. I then eat the throne so no one else can have it but me!

Uhm, in order to get the throne, you have to take it out of my belt first.

 

[Specific Neptune]

???:He can't hear you. He's stuck in time.

[me=A tall,] dark figure comes out of the darkness. He is wielding a sword, and a large shield, with some sort of dark shoulder plating.[/me]

???: Neptune commissioned me to look after you for a while.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Who is this?

 

[Specific Neptune]

???: They call me Wario Bros.

Wario Bros.: Neptune sent out word for me to look after you all.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I break through the lock and beat you all up with my kings army of kittens, yoshis, creepers, and scuttle bugs, and I can defeat you all!

 

[Specific Neptune]

I break through the lock and beat you all up with my kings army of kittens, yoshis, creepers, and scuttle bugs, and I can defeat you all!

Nope.

Time lock is immune to all non-wizard deities. You're most likely imagining this all.

 

[IcicleRain]

I break through the lock and beat you all up with my kings army of kittens, yoshis, creepers, and scuttle bugs, and I can defeat you all!

Nope.

Time lock is immune to all non-wizard deities. You're most likely imagining this all.

Maybe it's a medication-induced hallucination, as I have started to believe it is.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Yeah.

Neptune wouldn't want us all just sitting around in this desert. Blue, get them up. We leave for the Mario Wiki.

 

[Pandapowah]

*Panda stares and pokes Yoshimonsta who is timelocked, then proceeds to sit on him and release a deadly fart.

 

[GalacticPetey]

You insane freak.