Control the Throne

I smack you with another chair and so I sit on my cousin again
 
I sit on the throne.
 
You sat on me, so I eat you and take back the throne.
I punch your throat, you spit me out, and then I sit on the throne.
 
Sorry, but before that happens, you get sent to the alternate dimension that is his stomach (and that's a fact) and I reclaim the throne.
I escape the alternate dimension and sit on the throne.
 
I take the uno reverse card out of your pocket and eat you, sending you to a secure dimension, reclaiming the throne.
I pull out a spare uno reverse card and sit on the throne.
 
I pull out you uno reverse card generator generator generator out of your pocket and repeat what happened two posts ago.
I escape the dimension and put on my dimension proof armor and sit on the throne.
 
I give up, but then use a point swap, giving me the throne and protecting it from you until you get the Triforce.
I get the Triforce and sit on the throne.
 
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