Control the Throne

[Specific Neptune]

In a place that can't be found?

 

[Shyghoul]

I get lost and I stumble upon the throne.

I sit on it.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I get lost and I stumble upon the throne.

I sit on it.

You-

How did you figure out the secret?!

 

[The Wind Mage]

I teleport to the throne claimer and try to throw him into the sun. I miss, but that matters not. I transform back into my true form and envelop the throne, turning a light gold color, instead of my usually purple-blue. I then fly off into space in the opposite direction of the former throne claimer.

 

[Shyghoul]

I beat the throne out of you and I give it to Neptune.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ah, thank you, Nazgul.

 

[Shyghoul]

You're welcome master.

 

[The Wind Mage]

I recover after a bit, curse myself for not actually throwing you into the sun, and then I teleport to you, Nazgul, and shove a sword into your chest. After that I pull it out and cut your head off. I then take your mauled body and put it into a treasure chest, which I seal with the sword I slew you with. I then start looking for Sochies.

 

[Shyghoul]

*Nazgul uses restoration spell and KO's Wind Mage

 

[The Wind Mage]

I wake up in a warehouse, tied to a chair. I escape, and then Sochies down. I throw sand into his eyes, and then take the throne, returning to golden form yet again. I go to Dimentio's D Dimension and chill out there. I go back into human form, conjure a beanbag chair, a bag of pretzels, and an iPod and speakers.

 

[Shyghoul]

*Nazgul walks into DD, takes the pretzels, then walks out

 

[The Wind Mage]

I... I'm lost for words. You have ruined my chilling time. You shall now feel the full wrath of the almighty Wind Mage!

 

[Specific Neptune]

There is only one master of wind. Only one. Porplemontage. He will strike those who steal his power.

 

[The Wind Mage]

Hmm.... I don't feel safe about Dimension D anymore. Stupid pretzel thief. I teleport to the bottom level of the Temple of the Ocean King, where I deposit the throne into the goopy purple liquid there. I then cast a magical barrier around it, causing teleportation in and out of the temple impossible. Topping that off, I then turn every Phantom into a Reborn Phantom, which can only be slain by that... accursed rusted ancient blade..... Then I go back to Dimension D and continue chilling.

 

[Spiky Topps]

You try stomping me but it doesn't work. You try fire on me but it doesn't work. I climb the ceiling and drop, killing you and taking the throne.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Now, I arrive. I, using my scepter, transforms you into a Goomba. I squish you, then I take the throne.

THE THRONE IS MINE!!!

Hahahahaha

 

[Shyghoul]

I reverse time so the throne is now Spiky Topps again.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Well, that was easy.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I whack Luna and Spiky Topps with my sceptre. While they cry over there, I take the throne.

I laugh at them.

I'm such a "Schdenfreude"


HAHAHAHA

 

[Shyghoul]

I get up and kill you.

 

[Spiky Topps]

I suck you and your throne into a black hole. Then I create my own throne and sit on it.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I come back with the aid of Dimentio with the Original Throne, and I destroy the Fake with my sceptre.

Dimento takes you to Dimension D and lets you rot there.

I still have the throne.

HAHAHAHA

 

[Spiky Topps]

Suddenly, le wild MEGA SPIKE TOP APPEARS.

*crush*

I then sit on the remains of the original throne

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I ask Dimentio to teleport you to another dimension. Dimentio obeys.

I then fix the throne, and I sit on it.


Haha

 

[Shyghoul]

You laughed.

The throne is now mine.