Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Paper Mario]

Granted.

We now live in Dinosaur Age, and you have a pet T-Rex.

I wish for Honey Queen to get her own game.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, it's more popular than Super Mario Bros.

I wish Gunpei Yokoi never invented Game & Watches.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, it's more popular than Super Mario Bros.

That's a bad thing...



Granted, Game & Fawfuls are invented instead.

I wish for a meteor shower in my hometown.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but the meteor is made of cookies.

I wish nothing happened.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, nothing bad happens. I wish to be thrown into a black hole.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but there are lots of food and video games inside it.

I wish a bee swarm invaded my house.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they give you honey.



I wish for a tsunami to hit my house.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but your house a really big defense, it won't get flooded.

I wish a robber took my money.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, he gives it to a charity for homeless orphans.

I wish my dog chewed up my copy of Grabbed by the Ghoulies.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, your parents graciously get you another.

I wish for a Floro Sprout to the brain.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, and it hypnotizes you into thinking that everyone must be good.

I wish took over everything.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, he takes it over when you are mind-controlling him, so you basically take it over

I wish for lit bombs throughout my house.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but they can't explode.

I wish I was run over by a truck.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it's as light as a feather.



I wish I was dead.

 

[Specific Neptune]

You get sent to a better place

I wish Doctor Who was cancelled

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it gets resumed shortly after, and is even better.

I wish a hydrogen bomb fell on my house.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. It bounces off the roof, and lands on your archenemy.

I wish the universe was no more.

 

[MarioFan]

Granted, it is no more a place full of problems


I wish a bomb

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, I fix your bad grammar.

I wish a bad thing happened.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, a good thing happens.

I wish I was a Noirlequin.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, people love you anyway.

I wish I died with no way to return me to life.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Not Granted.

 

[Boozooka]

SORRY YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

I wish acid rain fell from the sky.

 

[Boo Diddly]

wtf?

 

[Boozooka]

...Do you have any bloody idea how this place works?

Again, I wish acid rain fell from the sky.