Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, but you can easily Fawfulize them.

I wish that I got struck by lightning.
 
Lord Spongeful said:
Granted, but you get a Metal Cap on the way and can walk on it. 8)

I wish for a Weegee Apocalypse.
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Y'know...Metal Cap + Lava = I'M SINKINGGGGGGGGGGG

Granted, it's not very effective.

I wish I went to the Underworld.
 
Granted, it's a very nice place.

I wish that WWII never ended.
 
Granted, it doesn't end due to a groundhog day loop, which is soon broken.

I wish I was in a car going 200mph/320kph towards a cliff with no way to stop, steer, or get out.
 
Granted, but the hole's name was "love", so you were falling in love.

I wish someone hacked my account.
 
Granted, it's whacking because it likes you.

I wish my house exploded.
 
Your house explodes, only for a much better house to appear in its place.

I wish my dentist kills me.
 
Granted, but they are in a very good mood and decide to wait for you.

I wish my country sank in the sea.
 
Granted, the hammer is made of chocolate and is harmless.

I wish I was kidnapped by aliens.
 
Granted, the knife hits the hammer instead.

I wish I fell in a lava pit.
 
Granted, the bomb explodes in confetti before hitting you.

I wish I was stabbed in the back.
 
Granted, she is included in the game because she is not a bad character at all.

I wish I exploded violently.
 
Granted, it happens in a video game, and you have extra lives.
(HQ is terrible, btw)

I wish The Void was real, and the heroes were all killed by Bleck and his army.
 
Granted, but they are revived by magic and The Void disappears.
(No, she is not, btw.)

I wish dogs attacked me.
 
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