Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[N64Dude]

Granted but porplemontage blocks them.
I wish i was famous.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but Punchinello becomes famous too.

I wish Mario was a

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but he has better power-ups (and unlimited Shell Mario!).

I wish that my house was robbed.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but police arrest the robbers.
i wish NIWA accepted. any wiki to join even it was hosted by a wiki website

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but NIWA make those wikis better.

I wish that the police arrested me.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but police find you not guilty.
I wish i worked for Nintendo,

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, that's a good thing.

I wish a plane hit my house.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it only hit your house, nothing damaged.

I wish that I was sick.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but doctors save your life,
i wish i owned all mario games.

 

[Boozooka]

That's STILL a good thing. Okey?
I wish my house caved in.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but your'e house does not cave in.
i wish i was good at sports.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted, Because it's Good

I wish i exploded.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but you don't explode.
i wish i scored the worst goal on Fifa 13.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but that's an achievement in the game, which unlocks more football players.

I wish that I went to jail.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you only stay for one day.

I wish Pit or Platter had different controls.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but it makes the minigame much easier.

I wish my bad wish came true.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, but your good wish comes true and cancels it out.

I wish I died with no way to revive me.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but doctors manage to restart your heart.

i wish it was cooler at night times.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, every people are cool during the night now.

I wish a knife killed me.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but the knife is plastic.
i wish E3 was in my hometown.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, that's a good thing. You're supposed to wish for bad things.

I wish Fawful never appears again.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But Fawful first Fawful stars in a game, as the main protagonist.

I wish that I killed myself.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you re-spawn from a checkpoint

I wish Yoshis were only colored Yellow

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then the main Yoshi jumps in green paint.

I wish that there was a world war 3 happening.

 

[Madikoopa]

The ammunition is made entirely of cotton candy and after the war goes on so long that there is a year's supply of cotton candy for everyone, we all declare peace.

I wish that I wasn't sentient.