Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Fazer]

Granted, the acid rain gets rid of diseases we have today.

I wish I couldn't speak and write in english.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you are fluent in other languages.



I wish that I had no emotions.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you would be boring without emotions

I wish Boos were pink, not white

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but the Pink Boos are even more awesome.

I wish my house exploded.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but someone rebuilds it afterwards

I wish King Boo had his Spin off look in LMDM

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but that made the final battle more epic.

I wish I ate a posion mushroom.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, Shrooboid Brat made it into a mushroom.

I wish died with no way to revive . (Randombobomb don't answer this)

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but a new smiley appears.

I wish the military shot me.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, they think you're a criminal, and they miss. You're later cleared of all charges.

I wish I failed my exams.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but the grading scale shifts.

I wish the dishwasher exploded.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it cleans your house.

I wish laptops didn't have mousepads.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, you can't do anything

I wish the tumble dryer exploded

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, you get warm clothes.

I wish I lived in South Dakota.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but it takes you to Goomba Village

I wish I was eaten by a Piranha Plant (again)

 

[Fazer]

Granted, there is a portal inside the plant and it takes you to your house.

I wish popcorn didn't exist.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, cornpop exists, and it's even better.

I wish I ate myself.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, there is a portal inside you-- oh wait.

I wish the world ended on December 2012.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but there's a big portal inside the earth that reverses everything.

I wish Claw Machines didn't exist.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, they are replaced by vending claw machines.

I wish that Nintendo never existed.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, this forum doesn't exist.

I wish every Yoshi was colored pink

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, the color pink is harmless.

I wish I was on death row.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Yes, but then suddenly you were carried away from the place.

I wish I was on fire.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, you burn with the flame of fury and people tremble before you.


I wish The Void was about to consume this world, and the heroes were dead.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, the Devil wants to destroy the world himself, so he stops it.

I wish the world fell into a black hole.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, the black hole suddenly disappears and the world is saved.

I wish that vandals and trolls took over MarioWiki.