Choose your own adventure! (New Super Mario Bros. style)

Sell it

You get 3,500,000 Coins, plus your 3,000 coins for a total of 3,500,000 Coins

What do you do with the coins

-Spend them
-Throw them in the trash
-Give them to a hobo
-Take a vacation
 
Take a vacation

On the vacation Mario finds a key

does he find the door that fits the key or give the key to Toadsworth to see if he knows anything about it?
 
You find the door that fits the key, only to have Peach show up! Almost immediately, she starts making out with you, and she's wearing a sexy outfit. "Awww, Peach!" you say, and take her on the vacation.
Where do you want to take the vacation?

-Gelato Beach
-Pianta Village (MKWii stage)
 
-Huddle her and try to get back to land

You get back and go into one of the huts.
Luigi and Fawful are there relaxing.
Do you:
Talk to Fawful/Leave/Talk to Luigi/Too bad Waluigi time
 
Don't. Fawful hasn't wash his hands lately. luigi gets sick from drinking it

Send for an ambulance/Turn back into Dr. Mario
 
Drink it

Oops, looks like it was a marijuana smoothie this isn't good.
Keep drinking/Stop
 
Stop drinking. You start getting drunk. You go and make out with a Pianta. Luckily, Peach isn't around. The Pianta happens to be a female chuckster, so she chucks you on top of a roof.

-Slide down
-Wait until you're undrunk to slide down
 
-Slide down

You land face first on the ground. Do you:
Get up/Sleep