Choose your own adventure! (New Super Mario Bros. style)

Why would you tell the police on that?

Take a nap. You wake up to find Luigi's butt in your face. He's sleeping as well. He lets a big one rip.

-Slap him
-Run for your life
 
Take another nap.
You wake up in the street, no one is around. A cat crawls out of a Dumster and meows at you.
Do you:Follow the cat/Go in the other direction
 
Go the other direction. You see Luigi and Peach scuffled a few yards away. They're also asleep. You wake them up, and realized you've been transported to another dimension.

-Find out who did it
-Just sit there and give up
 
-Find out who did it

You wander out of the alley and find massive goombas in what sees to be a market.
Do you:
Check out a store/Go somewhere else
 
Run

You run into the Koopalings. They get angry at you for running into them

Do you fight them or go back to Bowser Jr?
 
Go back to Bowser Jr.

Since there's three of you, you're able to defeat the Koopalings, but you decide to beat up Bowser Jr first. You punch him in the eye, and succeed. Now, do you:

-Hide
-Fight the Koopalings
 
Fight the koopalings

You defeat them and walk away. A crowd gathers around you.

Do you walk through the crowd or tell the crowd to go away?
 
Jr's already dead, so you find luigi. He's in the middle of the crowd, with some of his overalls ripped. You grab him quick, and try to find Peach in the crowd.

-Find her
-She's probably outside the crowd, walk out of it.