Choose your own adventure! (New Super Mario Bros. style)

Why would you tell the police on that?

Take a nap. You wake up to find Luigi's butt in your face. He's sleeping as well. He lets a big one rip.

-Slap him
-Run for your life
 
Take another nap.
You wake up in the street, no one is around. A cat crawls out of a Dumster and meows at you.
Do you:Follow the cat/Go in the other direction
 
Go the other direction. You see Luigi and Peach scuffled a few yards away. They're also asleep. You wake them up, and realized you've been transported to another dimension.

-Find out who did it
-Just sit there and give up
 
-Find out who did it

You wander out of the alley and find massive goombas in what sees to be a market.
Do you:
Check out a store/Go somewhere else
 
Run

You run into the Koopalings. They get angry at you for running into them

Do you fight them or go back to Bowser Jr?
 
Go back to Bowser Jr.

Since there's three of you, you're able to defeat the Koopalings, but you decide to beat up Bowser Jr first. You punch him in the eye, and succeed. Now, do you:

-Hide
-Fight the Koopalings
 
Fight the koopalings

You defeat them and walk away. A crowd gathers around you.

Do you walk through the crowd or tell the crowd to go away?
 
Jr's already dead, so you find luigi. He's in the middle of the crowd, with some of his overalls ripped. You grab him quick, and try to find Peach in the crowd.

-Find her
-She's probably outside the crowd, walk out of it.
 
Walk outside of the crowd.

When you find here you discover it is Kamek is disguise

Do you fight him and take his broomstick or run?
 
-Fight him

You throw an orange at him, and he falls over, dropping a bag. Baby Luigi comes out!

What do you do?

-Give Baby Luigi to Luigi
-Give Baby Luigi to Toadsworth
-Give Baby Luigi to the crowd
-Take Baby Luigi home
 
Give Baby Luigi to the crowd

Mario randomly throws Baby Luigi into the crowd and Peach catches it. Mario grabs her. Then Waluigi appears out of nowhere.

Do you fight him or do you make him help you?
 
Keep doing it. You all of a sudden feel bored and decide to go into some worlds via painting inside the castle.

Go to Bob-omb Battlefield<

Go to Whomp's Fortress<

Go to Boo's Mansion<

Go to Tall Tall Mountain<
 
Go to Boo's Mansion

Luigi runs up and says to help him kill Ghosts.

Help Luigi kill Ghost<

Tell Luigi Ghosts don't die<

Lock Luigi in a room filled with Ghosts<
 
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