Choose your own adventure! (New Super Mario Bros. style)

Try to escape

You find out it's a really badly built jail. You escape by bending some bars behind you.

-Get another Slurpee
-Get a hot dog
 
Get a hot dog

You try to take your first bite of the hot dog, until Wario comes in, steals the hot dog, and farts on it.

<Take back the hot dog and eat it despite the fact the it's smells really putrid

<Murder Wario

<Chain him up and torture him
 
I thought Wario died earlier in this game...

Since it's his ghost, just murder him. He is permanently dead.

You now buy a new hot dog

-Get relish on it
-Put both ketchup and mustard on it
 
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