Choose your own adventure! (New Super Mario Bros. style)

Sell it

You get 3,500,000 Coins, plus your 3,000 coins for a total of 3,500,000 Coins

What do you do with the coins

-Spend them
-Throw them in the trash
-Give them to a hobo
-Take a vacation
 
Take a vacation

On the vacation Mario finds a key

does he find the door that fits the key or give the key to Toadsworth to see if he knows anything about it?
 
You find the door that fits the key, only to have Peach show up! Almost immediately, she starts making out with you, and she's wearing a sexy outfit. "Awww, Peach!" you say, and take her on the vacation.
Where do you want to take the vacation?

-Gelato Beach
-Pianta Village (MKWii stage)
 
-Huddle her and try to get back to land

You get back and go into one of the huts.
Luigi and Fawful are there relaxing.
Do you:
Talk to Fawful/Leave/Talk to Luigi/Too bad Waluigi time
 
Don't. Fawful hasn't wash his hands lately. luigi gets sick from drinking it

Send for an ambulance/Turn back into Dr. Mario
 
Drink it

Oops, looks like it was a marijuana smoothie this isn't good.
Keep drinking/Stop
 
Stop drinking. You start getting drunk. You go and make out with a Pianta. Luckily, Peach isn't around. The Pianta happens to be a female chuckster, so she chucks you on top of a roof.

-Slide down
-Wait until you're undrunk to slide down
 
-Slide down

You land face first on the ground. Do you:
Get up/Sleep
 
-Luigi

You then proceed to pass out. When you wake up you see Fawful and Peach are gone and hundreds on Piantas are gathered to see the winner of the watermelon contest.
Do you:
Go check it out/Stay here with Luigi
 
Stay here with Luigi. Peach and Fawful are walking towards you from another hut. You knock out Fawful, since he made you drunk, and hug Peach really tightly. You decide to steal a watermelon from the contest and share it.

-Steal it
-Don't steal it
 
Beat him up before he has a chance to attack. He is dead for good. Peach takes your hand and skips to the hotel. She has to go to the bathroom. You wait outside. While outside, you

-Talk to a random Pianta
-Dance randomly
-Get a frozen margarita
 
Talk to a random Pianta.

From inside the bathroom, you hear Peach yell for help.

Charge into the bathroom/assume nothing really bad happened/ask a female to check on Peach
 
Look for Peach. She seems to be all better from her period you know what. Luckily, no other girls are in there, so you take her out of the bathroom.

You see a Giant Wiggler in the far distance. What do you do?

-Notify a Pianta
-Ignore it, it's a mile away, it probably won't hurt anything.
 
Get off Mario's lap

Mario say "Please don't do that in public"

-Ask Police about Peach sitting on the lap

-Mario take a nap
 
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