Choose your own adventure! (New Super Mario Bros. style)

Go to Super Mario World.
Dinosaurs are eating all the creatures. Yoshi is about to be eaten.

Save Yoshi<
Save Yoshi and have the dinosaur eat Mario<
Let Yoshi Die<
 
Save Yoshi and have the dinosaur eat Mario
You put on all of Mario's clothes, and you are now then new Mario!

Go save the princess
Have fun with your new jumping skills
 
Have fun with your new jumping skills

You jump to much your shoes break and you have no money to buy shoes.

Steal Money<
Wear no shoes<
 
-Screw her and see what Daisy is doing with her skirt

You find out it is Luigi dressed as Daisy.

Punch Luigi in the face<
Strangle him<
 
MArio died from a Dinosaur!

Spontaneously make out with her

She says she wants to marry you.

Say I do<
Say Shut Up and go marry someone else<
 
YoshiGo, you cant kill Mario. And besides, you are the one taking the perspective of the story, anyway. And you are Mario.

Tell her to shut up since you're already Peach's boyfriend

You run away before she makes any remark

-Keep running
-Listen to the BG music
 
Yoshiwalker decided Mario should die. Lets just say Mario survived from getting eaten by Dinosaur.

Keep running

Mario finds a Warp Pipe and is a shortcut to Bowser's Castle.

Should Mario take it<
Should Mario check Peach's Castle to see if Peach is there<
 
-Watch TV with her

Guys seriously these makesouts are sloppy and stupid.
More harry potter reruns, great.
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
-Change channel
-Keep watching
-Stop watching T.V.