you defeat mr. i by making him dizzy but eyes don't get dizzy, ears do
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I really want the DS Castlevania games but that either means paying big buxx for them or continuing to hope they'll be released in a handy collection like the GBA games were.
"what about piracy"
Brain worms just ain't letting me. Nothing against people who do that, if anything I'm jealous of them.
Humpty Dumpty and the King: A Prequel
"I should warn you, Your Majesty. I'm very fragile."
"In that case, I'll have all of my men become expert Franken-Surgeons!"
"I'm not sure that will be enough."
"Then I'll give all my horses the same training."
Does anyone got both a Switch Online NES Controller and an Arcade Archives port of a VS. System game? If so, can you confirm whether or not they work together?
Nobody told me the Wii and Wii U would remember what games I downloaded and still let me reclaim them after the shops closed. >:|
"doctor, why can't i see???"
"hmmm... i diagnose you with blindness"
I saw both models of Atari Lynx today. Turns out they're about the size of a loaf of bread, even though the screen resolution is pretty much nothing by nothing.
agry
AGRY
"Bah! I hate this day! I'm much happier on the day people celebrate my games! ...what do you mean, 'when's that'?! You know. The 10th of Warch."
I now own two Donkey Kong '94 cartridges that won't save, presumably because of a dead battery. I should have just tried to manually replace the battery in the first one I got.
(walk into the store)
Store employee closest to the door: The f*** are you doing here?
(look at him, find out he was talking to his co-worker and it was meant and recognized as a friendly greeting)
That's Northern Britland for you. It's probably quite a few other places too but that's the one I'm most familiar with.
Attention, any of y'all with a surname that also works as a first name: You may or may not already be an interesting person, but either way, you'd be even more interesting if your middle name was "and/or". So for example, John David becomes John and/or David. Doesn't that sound like an interesting person?
old mcdonald had a farm
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and on that farm he had a bus
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and the wheels on the bus went round and round
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and on that bus there was a baby
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and the baby on the bus went wah wah wah
I hate all the things that aren't other things. Everything should be everything.
noony noony noo
yabba dabba doo
honey booboo junior shabadoo
Whenever someone says "such and such was the first time Charles Martinet voiced Mario," someone else comes along with an earlier instance. Very specific versions of Mario Teaches Typing 1. That Mushroom World pinball game. Live events.
But I'm here to put all that to rest. Because the first time Charles Martinet ever voiced Mario was in 1591, in a performance of Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew.
Originally the character was going to be called Petruchio, but Martinet convinced Shakespeare that "Mario" rolled off the tongue so much better. Ironically, the revised script with the newer and much more popular name was lost to time, and surviving copies still call the character Petruchio.
Sometimes it's fun to take clickbaity Youtube thumbnails at face value. For example, doing so with this one briefly puts me in a world where Nintendo put the CD-i games on Steam.
You want a haiku
in the right order?
TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME
Louis Armstrong: I'm gonna write a song about how wonderful the world is!
All sorts of people: We're gonna play it over footage of the world not actually being all that wonderful!
Louis Armstrong: oh
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender wonders who put an "N" on the sign outside.
I got more or less as much Doomguy in Smash as expected. Glad Bethesda finally let them base a Mii costume on a good IP.
So today I finally beat a Touhou game. I think I understand now why ZUN doesn't want you to spoil the endings... but I will anyway.
So is there a fan comic where Banjo and Kazooie try to Wonderwing with one of Sephiroth's shedded feathers or something? Because I feel like there should be.
(somone working with sakurai hears about microsoft buying zenimax, and by extension bethesda, and by extension id)
That Someone: Hey Sakurai, I think Smash could use another Microsoft rep.
Sakurai: I know exactly what you mean leave it to me.
Found him. Not sure why you needed the World's Greatest Detective for that.
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