I saw both models of Atari Lynx today. Turns out they're about the size of a loaf of bread, even though the screen resolution is pretty much nothing by nothing.
:wario: "Bah! I hate this day! I'm much happier on the day people celebrate my games! ...what do you mean, 'when's that'?! You know. The 10th of Warch."
I now own two Donkey Kong '94 cartridges that won't save, presumably because of a dead battery. I should have just tried to manually replace the battery in the first one I got.
(walk into the store)
Store employee closest to the door: The f*** are you doing here?
(look at him, find out he was talking to his co-worker and it was meant and recognized as a friendly greeting)
That's Northern Britland for you. It's probably quite a few other places too but that's the one...
Once you're infamous for being bad at stealth, you're good at stealth again. All you have to do is play up your incompetence at every opportunity, then when you actually need to do stealth, take it seriously. People will barely bother keeping an eye out for you because they're confident it'll be...
Attention, any of y'all with a surname that also works as a first name: You may or may not already be an interesting person, but either way, you'd be even more interesting if your middle name was "and/or". So for example, John David becomes John and/or David. Doesn't that sound like an...
I always figured she'd be to Cruella de Vil what Waluigi was to Dick Dastardly. Instead, we get someone who looks like she'd have some connection or another to Ashley.
old mcdonald had a farm
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and on that farm he had a bus
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and the wheels on the bus went round and round
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and on that bus there was a baby
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and the baby on the bus went wah wah wah
"So one day I went to the local flea market when I saw a smw cartridge for sale by an old fisherman type. I inquire about the price but the man just said 'Yarr, this? You really don't want this'. But then I was 'why are you showing it up at a flea market then' and he gave up and sold it to me...
"pretend this design has luigi's current voice"
Don't be silly. Everyone knows Maluigi has the same voice Luigi had in the first two Smash Bros. games.
Whenever someone says "such and such was the first time Charles Martinet voiced Mario," someone else comes along with an earlier instance. Very specific versions of Mario Teaches Typing 1. That Mushroom World pinball game. Live events.
But I'm here to put all that to rest. Because the first...
Sometimes it's fun to take clickbaity Youtube thumbnails at face value. For example, doing so with this one briefly puts me in a world where Nintendo put the CD-i games on Steam.
yes hello i got correctionsopinions
Friendly Floyd ⇐⇒ Wes Weasley
Pauline ⇐⇒ Madonna
Ms. Mowz ⇐⇒ Rouge the Bat
King Boo ⇐⇒ King Boom Boo
and additions
Croco ⇐⇒ Nack the Weasel
T.T. ⇐⇒ the unused character from Sonic's Schoolhouse
SCOTTISH MARIO. HE/HIM.
(music 1, music 2. Try to play them as simultaneously as you can.)
Scottish Mario was created when [redacted] tried to resurrect Mayor Mario from Dragon Problem and make the result definitively unquestionably Italian. Because Mayor Mario was just a pile of ash at this...
There's an enemy in Castlevania 2 with claws, so the translators decided to call it "Freddie". In the Worlds of Power novelisation, it's established that the presence of an "ie" instead of a "y" in its name is how you can tell it's a nice monster.
Louis Armstrong: I'm gonna write a song about how wonderful the world is! :)
All sorts of people: We're gonna play it over footage of the world not actually being all that wonderful!
Louis Armstrong: oh :(
So is there a fan comic where Banjo and Kazooie try to Wonderwing with one of Sephiroth's shedded feathers or something? Because I feel like there should be.