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  • guys, does anyone remember what video game magazine it was that for one april fools announced one of those "violent mario with guns" games and the accompanying image was mario's head on the body of a doom 64 mancubus
    Wallace Ulysses
    Wallace Ulysses
    Unless I'm mistaken, that would be GamePro Magazine, who would rebrand themselves to LamePro every year during their April issue for April Fools. I recall Angry Video Game Nerd talking about it in his 2019 Video Game Magazines review.
    SiFi
    SiFi
    Good guess, but I checked the April issues from '96 to '99 on Internet Archive and didn't see it in any of them. It doesn't seem to show up in the AVGN episode you mentioned either.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Wallace Ulysses
    Well, I never said anything about AVGN talking about the "violent Mario with guns" thing in his episode, I just said that he talked about GamePro rebranding themselves to LamePro every April for April Fools' Day. But if there isn't any sign of that "violent Mario with guns" stuff in the '96 to '99 April issues of that particular magazine, then it must've been a different magazine.
    did you know when nintendo were making the nes mario trilogy they accidentally skipped from 1 to 3 because of a misunderstanding. it was only when all-stars was being developed that they decided to incorporate two completely new games, each offering a very different take on what mario 2 might have been like if they'd remembered to make it
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    I really want the DS Castlevania games but that either means paying big buxx for them or continuing to hope they'll be released in a handy collection like the GBA games were.

    "what about piracy"

    Brain worms just ain't letting me. Nothing against people who do that, if anything I'm jealous of them.
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    "I should warn you, Your Majesty. I'm very fragile."
    "In that case, I'll have all of my men become expert Franken-Surgeons!"
    "I'm not sure that will be enough."
    "Then I'll give all my horses the same training."
    Does anyone got both a Switch Online NES Controller and an Arcade Archives port of a VS. System game? If so, can you confirm whether or not they work together?
    Nobody told me the Wii and Wii U would remember what games I downloaded and still let me reclaim them after the shops closed. >:|
    "doctor, why can't i see???"
    "hmmm... i diagnose you with blindness"
    I now own two Donkey Kong '94 cartridges that won't save, presumably because of a dead battery. I should have just tried to manually replace the battery in the first one I got.
    (walk into the store)
    Store employee closest to the door: The f*** are you doing here?
    (look at him, find out he was talking to his co-worker and it was meant and recognized as a friendly greeting)
    That's Northern Britland for you. It's probably quite a few other places too but that's the one I'm most familiar with.
    Attention, any of y'all with a surname that also works as a first name: You may or may not already be an interesting person, but either way, you'd be even more interesting if your middle name was "and/or". So for example, John David becomes John and/or David. Doesn't that sound like an interesting person?
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