Nintendo Directs be like:
[trailer for a game with that bland guy talking over the whole thing]
'What you just saw was a trailer for Video Game: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition. In Video Game: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition, you are CHARACTER and you find yourself in SETTING. You can use BUTTONS on the Nintendo Switch 2 system to perform ACTIONS in Game. But watch out for GAME OBSTACLE they can really put a stop to what you're doing!
Video Game: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition launches this August on the Nintendo Switch 2 system.
hey im back i was locked out of here for a few days cuz my 2FA expired on this site and i was too lazy until just now to open the authenticator app on my phone ot enter my code
honestly i don't even know why i have 2FA enabled on this site like what's gonna happen if someone hacks my account like lol
modern discourse over critic reviews be like:
critics don't like something you like? 'oh who cares what critics have to say, they're out of touch elitists with what audiences actually like'
critics like something you like? 'anyone who says this is bad or they didn't like it was wrong, it good good reviews from critics so therefore it's OBJECTIVELY GOOD'

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