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donkey kong arrested for his alleged involvement in the death of diddy kong. police report that diddy was killed with a coconut gun which fired in spurts.

noticing the switch 2 is so far only outselling consoles that failed...not consoles that have succeeded...more proof that the switch 2 is a failure too and nintendo is lying about its sales. wake up sheeple.

i haven't posted here since 2025

the wii turning 20 years old next year doesnt count because the wii wasn't a real console. only babies and grandmas owned it.

woe, rie miyazawa KFC telephone card be upon ye

metroidvania is a portmanteau of 'metroid' and 'castlevania'

metroid is a portmanteau of 'metro' and 'android' and castlevania is a portmanteau of 'castle' and 'transylvania'

so technically speaking metroidvania means 'metropolitan railway humanoid robot castle on the other side of the forest'

why do they call it modern sonic when it's been his design for most of the character's existence lol

atheists waiting for darwin claus to evolve down the chimney and put presents under the evolution tree for sciencemas

Super Mario Boards would like your permission to enable push notifications.

NO.

DIE.

get nae nae'd

maybe one day hollywood will respect voice acting but not yet

check out this obscure game it's called super mario 64

i like how nintendo has never changed the koopalings names despite the fact that outside of like ludwig and lemmy (maybe), i bet no kid or young adult playing mario in 2025 knows who the fuck they're named after

like find me someone who's like 20 years old who knows who morton downey jr even is lmao

>switch 2 still outsold by the wii u

lmao pack it up nintendo, just go third party already.

star trek vs star wars is such a tired argument because one is good and the other isn't

im gay

he she they them
i smell the blood of an englishenby
be they alive or be they dead
i'll grind their bones to make my gluten-free yogurt

more like super mario bros blunder #gottem

happy indigenous people's day from living proof that the spanish colonizers attempted genocide of the taíno failed

a worker at savers (thrift store) said she liked my purse

BUT IS IT WOKE

i'm not opposed to emulation, obviously, but i legit think a lot of the anger around the switch 2 you see online (especially that pathetic 'boycott' announced by a group that literally has a link to the r/fucknintendo subreddit on their website lmao) is from people who fully and completely expected that they'd be able to rip and/or pirate switch 2 games and emulate them on their PCs from day one of the console being out because they only got into emulation with the switch era (where an actual hardware flaw made homebrew and shit really is) but even then the fuckin first switch emulators still weren't released until early 2018, nearly a year later (which is still hella early for a modern system but it still wasn't day one)

i took an extra strength tylenol and it gave me the extra strength autism and it caused me to install arch btw in a VM and then linux mint in a VM inside that

modern nintendo is TOO GREEDY iwata would never allow this!!!

under iwata they put a friggin SNES ROM on a wii disc and sold it.

another nintendo direct with no new style savvy game announced. i hate this dogshit company i swear to god.