Natalie J.

Natalie J.

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  • Natalie J.
    I just realized that I've written 43 more pages of my own book than there are in the copy of The Great Gatsby I got for my literature class.
    Natalie J.
    Dear people on campus: please stop running over so many skunks. It smells like absolute trash on the way into school because of all the dead skunks.
    Doctor Welfare
    Doctor Welfare
    i do believe there is a song for that

    and you're lucky to only have skunks because where I live the roadkill is deer and moose and sometimes buffalos that always escape from the buffalo enclosure farm thingy (they should probably keep the gate closed) and they vandalize the ski hill. Also I have a nose disorder where skunks do not smell bad
    Natalie J.
    In the grand scheme of things, does it matter that much what kind of fursona one of the side characters in my book has? Definitely not. Am I still going to severely overthink what it should be? Yes. I absolutely am.
    Natalie J.
    My Spotify Wrapped this year is going to be incredibly weird but I'm very much looking forward to seeing it.
    Natalie J.
    "How's it going?"
    "You too."

    A real exchange I just had and entirely botched
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    Nate Jacobs
    Nate Jacobs
    To be fair, that COULD make a bit more sense if it was obvious how the other person was feeling, and you're responding humorously saying you feel the same way without them telling you. Hehe
    Natalie J.
    Natalie J.
    It doesn't make sense when you consider that the other person had a confused look on her face when I responded and that I swear I heard her say "have a good one."
    Natalie J.
    I'm going to be presenting some of my writing at an open mic event later tonight so wish me luck. I'm really nervous since I've never actually seen reactions to my writing from anyone who isn't my friends or my creative writing teacher.
    Natalie J.
    I think I need to text my landlord about my noisy neighbors when they've woken me up a few different times by yelling at each other and swearing constantly. Time to figure out a good way to word that text.
    Natalie J.
    Dear Words With Friends: if you want me to go back to using your horribly ad-ridden app, maybe stop dead naming me in the tens of push notifications you've sent me over the past few weeks.
    Natalie J.
    I have a total of 45 out of 120 undergrad credits to my name at college and I'm already trying to plan my way through grad school. The earliest I can get into grad school is 2025 so I don't know why I'm spending so much mental energy on this.
    Natalie J.
    All three of the main creative writing teachers in the English department at my school have profile pictures that are in black and white, which is a funny contrast to my profile picture that's very bright and colorful.
    Natalie J.
    Are John Lennon glasses back in style now or something? I swear I've seen at least a few different people around campus wearing them.
    Doctor Welfare
    Doctor Welfare
    its not that the glasses are back in style it's that... um
    hippies are back in style
    Freddie Freaker
    Freddie Freaker
    my friend has told me a couple times I look like John Lennon when I wear my glasses so probably
    Natalie J.
    Because of one day two years ago that YouTube decided to recommend a movie to a guy on an incognito tab, my ex is now holding the poster I got him for his birthday.
    Natalie J.
    I have this one commenter on YouTube who comments on literally everything I do, yelling at me and demanding I release a mod I made for myself that I had no immediate plan on releasing and I'm getting so tired of seeing him all the time. It makes me not want to be active on my community tab because this dickhead is the only person who interacts with me and he just spams all caps and swears at me to do something I'm not interested in.
    Sir Pentious
    Sir Pentious
    Pretend to release the mod but make it something completely different just to fuck with him
    Natalie J.
    Natalie J.
    If only I could disguise a rickroll as a Gamebanana link.
    Natalie J.
    I utterly despise Twitter but I'm not going to let that stop me from logging in to continue my six year tradition of retweeting the same tweet wishing Allen Ludden a happy birthday.
    Natalie J.
    Something is wrong with one of my earbuds. It's completely silent, unless I grab the wire in just the right way. I can definitely make the right one work if I want, but it's too annoying and takes one of my hands out of commission entirely so I think it would be better to just get some new ones.
    Natalie J.
    One of my Discord friends who's changed his name four times is joking about how many times he's changed his name. If only he knew.
    Natalie J.
    One of the people I know from games club at school is so cute and I wish I could tell him I like him but I'm really shy and worry that I'll have no chance with him.
    Nate Jacobs
    Nate Jacobs
    You can do the next best thing and write fanfics of him
    Doctor Welfare
    Doctor Welfare
    Just start out with boring small talk and stuff until you know him a little bit, then maybe you could ask him out for a coffee or whatever it's less straightforward. Think of convenient conversation starters like "haven't seen you around very much my name is x, your name is..." the secret to being confident is to believe you're confident. Probably my best advice tho is to not take my advice very seriously as "goddamn fam I do not know what I am talking about." 🙂
    Natalie J.
    Shoutout to the person on campus who got Fancy Like stuck in my head because of their license plate.
    Natalie J.
    Somehow, a conversation I started with my dad about mayonnaise (it makes sense with context, I swear) turned into a conversation about Mario Party 5.
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