Natalie J.

Natalie J.

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  • Natalie J.
    Are John Lennon glasses back in style now or something? I swear I've seen at least a few different people around campus wearing them.
    Doctor Bowser
    Doctor Bowser
    its not that the glasses are back in style it's that... um
    hippies are back in style
    Freddie Freaker
    Freddie Freaker
    my friend has told me a couple times I look like John Lennon when I wear my glasses so probably
    Natalie J.
    Because of one day two years ago that YouTube decided to recommend a movie to a guy on an incognito tab, my ex is now holding the poster I got him for his birthday.
    Natalie J.
    I have this one commenter on YouTube who comments on literally everything I do, yelling at me and demanding I release a mod I made for myself that I had no immediate plan on releasing and I'm getting so tired of seeing him all the time. It makes me not want to be active on my community tab because this dickhead is the only person who interacts with me and he just spams all caps and swears at me to do something I'm not interested in.
    Sir Pentious
    Sir Pentious
    Pretend to release the mod but make it something completely different just to fuck with him
    Natalie J.
    Natalie J.
    If only I could disguise a rickroll as a Gamebanana link.
    Natalie J.
    I utterly despise Twitter but I'm not going to let that stop me from logging in to continue my six year tradition of retweeting the same tweet wishing Allen Ludden a happy birthday.
    Natalie J.
    Something is wrong with one of my earbuds. It's completely silent, unless I grab the wire in just the right way. I can definitely make the right one work if I want, but it's too annoying and takes one of my hands out of commission entirely so I think it would be better to just get some new ones.
    Natalie J.
    One of my Discord friends who's changed his name four times is joking about how many times he's changed his name. If only he knew.
    Natalie J.
    One of the people I know from games club at school is so cute and I wish I could tell him I like him but I'm really shy and worry that I'll have no chance with him.
    Nate Jacobs
    Nate Jacobs
    You can do the next best thing and write fanfics of him
    Doctor Bowser
    Doctor Bowser
    Just start out with boring small talk and stuff until you know him a little bit, then maybe you could ask him out for a coffee or whatever it's less straightforward. Think of convenient conversation starters like "haven't seen you around very much my name is x, your name is..." the secret to being confident is to believe you're confident. Probably my best advice tho is to not take my advice very seriously as "goddamn fam I do not know what I am talking about." 🙂
    Natalie J.
    Shoutout to the person on campus who got Fancy Like stuck in my head because of their license plate.
    Natalie J.
    Somehow, a conversation I started with my dad about mayonnaise (it makes sense with context, I swear) turned into a conversation about Mario Party 5.
    Natalie J.
    I keep having dreams about getting a boyfriend but then I wake up to the crushing disappointment of reality and get really sad.
    Natalie J.
    Leave it to Facebook to make an ad that you have to close four times if you want to make it finally go away.
    Natalie J.
    If my book is set in Maine, do you think anyone will notice that it's actually entirely based on my school in Illinois?
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    Doctor Bowser
    Doctor Bowser
    No we have schools here in Maine too. They just don't have air conditioning or college football
    Doctor Bowser
    Doctor Bowser
    Oops in the 2 1/2 hours between then and now I randomly learned Maine does have a college football team and I'm helping to run a tailgate at one of their games. Go UMaine!
    Natalie J.
    I got a message from my cousin today that my grandma only has a few days left to live and that they've said goodbye to her already. If I disappear again, it's because I'm most likely going through grief in my own life.
    Natalie J.
    Goddamn it neighbors, why do you have to vacuum at 9:00 AM on a holiday? I just want to sleep in today, man.
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    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    these people deserve fines. i've had neighbours who started drilling (i'll repeat: drilling) at 8:00 a.m. on weekends and stopped in the same morning, as if all of it was a deliberate attempt to disrupt peace across the block.

    i'd cut them slack if it they only drilled one hole for 30 seconds or something, but if they plan prolonged periods of renovations, spring cleaning, or whatever, the least they could do is acknowledge they may disturb surrounding residents, choose a reasonable time to work, and actually notify other residents via a piece of paper at the building's entrance or something.
    Natalie J.
    Natalie J.
    My neighbors have lived here for the last six months and still haven't seemed to figure out that the walls are really thin and that I can hear basically everything they do.
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    I really despise people who mow lawns at 7 in the morning on weekends.
    Natalie J.
    I want to commission a drawing of a Koopa form for myself but I don't like giving people bullet point lists of descriptions, so I have no idea what to do to help out whoever I end up commissioning.
    Pink Cat
    Pink Cat
    I have friends who do commissions, it helps if you draw the basic idea, having any kind visual aid helps
    Natalie J.
    Gotta love how my utterly terrible college WiFi shat itself in the middle of me taking a quiz.
    Natalie J.
    Someone else in my American literature class that I'm taking at my liberal college in Illinois was homeschooled out of the same Christian school in Florida that I was.
    Natalie J.
    God, I wish America had a more robust public transit system.
    Doctor Bowser
    Doctor Bowser
    clowns providing entertainment in buses (clowns are the best)
    microsubways that have everyone lay down in a line in a 3-foot-wide train
    air taxis given government subsidies
    carbon tax!
    Natalie J.
    I'm pretty scared of thunderstorms but I'm okay with there being one today if it means that all the oppressive humidity is getting dumped out of the air. Half the reason it felt so miserable all through last week is that it was so incredibly humid on top of being hot, so the air being less humid is a very welcome change.
    Natalie J.
    I questioned for a brief second why yesterday felt like such a blur and then realized that maybe it has something to do with the fact that I was napping on and off until 8:00 PM.
    Natalie J.
    I just set a new record for "longest time it's taken to get a response to an email" at 137 days. I sent an email on April 6 and didn't get a response until today.
    Natalie J.
    Broke: having a sophomore year like a normal person
    Woke: having a single sophomore semester because you were stuck at 29 credits in the spring
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