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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1560 on: February 08, 2019, 09:39:13 PM »
It's like laughing at someone saying "Pudding" or "cheese plate"

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1561 on: February 08, 2019, 10:41:14 PM »
I always say if no one gets your references it's a personal victory.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1562 on: February 08, 2019, 10:57:47 PM »
I do bad comedy yes.
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1563 on: February 08, 2019, 10:59:54 PM »
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1564 on: February 24, 2019, 02:06:41 PM »
Everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom absolutely loathes the DK Rap and always tries anything they can to shut DK up.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1565 on: February 24, 2019, 11:42:28 PM »

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1566 on: February 25, 2019, 12:22:47 AM »
The Pianta Judge is named Judy, and the Pianta Attorney is named Bob.  There's also a defense attorney named Tom, but he was sick during the events of Mario Sunshine, so things went the "guilty until proven innocent" route.

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« Reply #1567 on: February 26, 2019, 02:56:20 PM »
The Pianta Judge is named Judy, and the Pianta Attorney is named Bob.  There's also a defense attorney named Tom, but he was """""""""""""sick""""""""""""" during the events of Mario Sunshine
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1568 on: February 27, 2019, 01:00:12 AM »
The Pianta Judge is named Judy, and the Pianta Attorney is named Bob.  There's also a defense attorney named Tom, but he was """""""""""""sick""""""""""""" during the events of Mario Sunshine
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1569 on: March 14, 2019, 02:43:25 AM »
Everyone hates Waluigi in Mushroom Kingdom and for a good reason because Waluigi is a useless eater and is known for picking on small children and terrifying them with his perfume and spidery appearance. His reputation for hacking in Mario Kart Wii is also never forgotten and even people from other universes like Kirby, Captain Falcon, Mr. game & Watch (who speaks in an entire foreign language) and Snake know this and beg for Waluigi to remain a killable Assist Trophy. The games just aren't explicit enough about the universal resentment for Waluigi and they should be, honestly.

Waluigi keeps spiders so he can use them to spy on Luigi just to see what nefarious deed Luigi is up and tries to steal Luigi tennis techniques but it just freaks out Luigi especially when Mario squishes them with his hands and now Luigi has an extra pair of gloves with spider bits to wash.

Oh, and Mario usually tries to be flashy when he wants to eliminate insects like trying out Action Commands on them even if he's wearing just socks and doesn't have Multibounce equipped.
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1570 on: March 14, 2019, 04:13:02 AM »
Does he pull off stylish moves as well?

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1571 on: March 14, 2019, 05:00:38 AM »
Mario does this when he has an audience of more than just Luigi and especially if he knows that'll make every one of them groan, roll the eyes, or face palm.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1572 on: March 14, 2019, 05:01:11 AM »
Washing out the spider bits?

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1573 on: March 14, 2019, 05:05:29 AM »
It can't be that bad, the washing machine was designed to scrub off the gross stuff that inevitably gets on clothes and I don't mean spiders.

But none of this matters to Luigi because they're freaking spiders. Only thing worse would be Gobber slime because it's ghosts.
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« Reply #1574 on: March 14, 2019, 06:06:26 AM »

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1575 on: March 14, 2019, 10:09:10 PM »
Furthermore on the subjects of how Mario characters would react to creepy crawlies in the house, I imagine Peach is the type that would lecture her friends about how nice spiders are and are beneficiaries of the ecosystem but Daisy really doesn't care and would gladly use insect spray and also remark that Waluigi's shops are probably full of them, so "if you love them so much, why doesn't you try living with them?".

Rosalina doesn't really touch insects, but there's one thing she can't stand, and that's silverfish, because silverfish love old books and I imagine Rosalina's library is full of old books.

Toadette is the type who want absolutely nothing with any creepy crawlie and would scream to Toad for help.

Wiggler absolutely freaks out over spiders and wasps even though she probably doesn't realize that wasps control the pests in the garden Wiggler always seems to tend.

I think Wario is that person who'd eat bugs or try selling them for money.

Bowser, who doesn't really care about the state of his castle, is cruel to bugs and gives magnifying glasses to Bowser Jr., Bowser Jr. is like his dad but Bowser Jr. loves playing "pretend the bug is Mario" which isn't really fair to the bug, but such is the unfairness of life, I guess. Kamek really thinks this is all petty, but he's also probably tasked cleaning the castle regularly so Kamek has to deal with a ton of spiderwebs and all, which isn't too bad because he has house-keeping magic that even Peach would be jealous of (and Kamek has nice, dainty laundry to tend to, so learning such powers is mandatory for him).

Dry Bones absolutely hates it when flies and ants try using its skull as a nesting place, but wouldn't go out of its way to kill them. Aside from that, Dry Bones actually doesn't mind bugs and all because it spent a lot of getting to know the bugs in the soil long after it was dead anyway.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1576 on: March 14, 2019, 10:36:34 PM »
Dedede always goes for broke when fighting Mario because he knew what he did on that cliff
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1577 on: March 28, 2019, 05:52:42 PM »
stanley is a small angry man. hes even shorter than mario. he takes care of all his flora(theres A Lot of it) and probably befriended at least 3 piranha plants

..waluigi makes fun of everyone shorter than him for their height
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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1578 on: March 28, 2019, 06:09:45 PM »
Dr. Mario is entirely separate character from Mario and he sounds exactly like Mario from Super Mario 64, Super Smash Bros. Melee, and Mario Kart 64. The voice from Smash 4 and Ultimate is just Mario's voice dubbed over him.

As for the flies, yeah, the "bees" don't even have two pairs of wings. They're clearly imitation flies.

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Re: Your headcanons
« Reply #1579 on: March 28, 2019, 06:49:35 PM »
2 Marios...?


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