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Don't ask why I made this, and if you want to know, spoiler tag lmao
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A meme going through a Discord I'm in, someone saying "I'm so swag" after doing Wordle, then getting replied to with an image Michael here being called a narcissist because of the clubhouse. Someone poorly drew that image in Skribbl.io, then I knew I needed to make the worst thing I possibly will ever make in Piskel as a stage 2, with intentional spelling mistakes (ran outta room anyway), an awful sprite, and a long blink animation. what a great bit lmao
"In the end, there can be only one: John Jacob Jinglehiemer Scmidt vs John Jacob Jinglehiemer Scmidt, coming to theaters in 2027"
Sammy/Sammi
Sammy/Sammi
lol if there was a movie based on this, I will just nope out
Since no one made a profile post yesterday, I will now get my 20 bucks
Nera
Nera
First bet that went successfully, all it took 9000000 dollars in bribes
Currently listening to a song called "Sleeping Satellite" and wondering why it sounds like a star from Mario Galaxy. I think it's because I'm thinking of "Shrinking Satellite."
You're on the fence about this? Well then get down, that can't be good for your middle end
Well, I've finally done it. After 39 hours and 11.6 thousand deaths, one golden berry, all the other berries, and everything else, I have 100%'ed all of Celeste! Except the goldens, only taking those on if I feel a bit extra insane. Farewell was a lot of fun, even if it was madly difficult half of the time. Gonna keep trying to best my speedrun PB, but I'm not sure what comes next for me with this game. Whatever it is, or if nothing at all, this game was a blast
What if garlic, sunlight and stakes just make vampires stronger and all those stories written about them were propaganda
Alert: twisted foot
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A while ago I was looking at the official Nintendo website for Mario's history and I saw something. There's a typo in the description. On an official website. ...
Rykitu
Rykitu
Whatever the misspelling is, this definitely isn't as bad as the "Wiggler Wednesday" incident
Paradox
Paradox
It's "Dear Mario, I'll be waiting for you at the castle on the night of the star festival. There's something I'd like to give you. from Peach. "From" is not capitalized
Shell
Shell
Okay, I see now. Thanks for clarifying.
Mario is not playable in Treasure Tracker because it's cruel to deny him the joy of jumping
Samuel O'Kenneth
Samuel O'Kenneth
That's also the reason why Captain Toad was made the star of Treasure Tracker and its predecessor mode in Mario 3D World, because the developers agreed that Mario being incapable of jumping made no sense.
Welp, here's what I have to do today:

  1. Take a shower (gonna lock the door and hold my head under the shower head, but idk how to use the shower
  2. Get a haircut
  3. We're opening a bank account (?)
Am I cooked?
I love how I can tell my TV to go to an input and it will just sit there acting confused and never actually do anything.

Smart TV, by the way. Smart. This is what we're calling smart.
Check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's issue of The 'Shroom once it drops! Letter Kong monkeys his way on over for a tennis rumble in the jungle in Sport Report, and Diddy Kong and his family continue to clobber the Kremling Krew's Kutthroats in Diddy Kong Country - Part 3!
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