Wallace Ulysses

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That's me in the corner! That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion!

The forums were updated while I was gone? I had no idea they were being updated in the first place.

What a crummy week this has been for me so far...I was going through a rough mental patch last Monday, and the things I did while going through that rough mental patch continue to haunt me even to the moment I'm typing this...

I'm a little lighter on 'Shroom content this month, but I still have some neat stuff coming up for you guys in today's issue; Letter Kong will be taking to the depths of the jungle to cover a vacation resort created in Diddy Kong's honor in Travel Guide, and a water spirit will be guiding you through a gallery of fishy fellows in Character Parade.

I had myself a wonderful time while I was at the Awards Ceremony last night, and from the sounds of it, everyone else who was there with me shares that sentiment! Well done to everyone involved, no matter how big or small your contributions were! Your passion and creativity is what continues to power this community to craft masterpieces that will last throughout the ages!

So apparently, a multimillion project to link some sort of power cable between Ireland and the United Kingdom had to be rerouted because it was originally set to run through the location of the "grave" of Dobby the House Elf from the Harry Potter series, and now Harry Potter fans are being called insane for interfering with this multimillion project over saving Dobby's "grave". Just to scratch this inquisitive itch on my brain, I wanna know from you guys: Are Harry Potter fans really insane over this or not?

I'm thinking about starting up a new 'Shroom section in Fake News under a pen name similar to how Edofenrir wrote Monthly Inquisition under the pen name Koohitsu at some point in The 'Shroom's past. It's going to be a guest section in this month's issue as a means of experimenting with it, but if I like it enough, I might make it into a regular section down the line.

I've got another good lineup of 'Shroom sections coming at ya in today's issue; Boo1268 and I collaborated on another fun edition of Cooking Guide, Letter Kong will be looking at a thrilling whodunnit case concerning our beloved spidermonkey in Police Blotter, Waluigi and Company continue to unlock the secrets of Circuit Break Island in Die WAH With A Vengeance, and Diddy Kong and his band of baboons embark on another thrilling adventure in Diddy Kong Country 2: A Fistful Of Peanuts.

Today, our beloved sea sponge Robert "Spongebob" Squarepants has officially reached middle age; It's his 40th birthday!

Yar, since Mr. Time be askin' fer profile posts, I might as well 'umor 'im an' pitch in a profile post o' me own.

Have you seen Clawgrip lately, anonymous bespectacled crustacean? I haven't seen him in ages!

Everything alright, Clawgrip? Your profile picture is blank, just checking in to make sure you're okay.

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's 'Shroom issue once it releases! Letter Kong will be taking us to meet the parents of Diddy Kong in Character Parade, and our heroic spidermonkey's first big adventure will be coming to an end in Diddy Kong Country - Part 5! Additionally, you're in for a treat with the second half of my Mariosona's epic quest courtesy of Boo1268 and yours truly!

SAM AND MAX MENTIONED (season 3)

Boowomp. I went to the dentist yesterday for a check-up, and it turns out I have six cavities that need to be filled per two over the course of three visits in the coming months.

Well, since everyone is doing it, I might as well give my share of the season's greetings and say: Happy Pride Month, y'all. Since I sexually identify as bi-curious asexual, I hope this month will be just as much of a celebration for you as it is for me.

I hope I don't sound informal for pointing this out, but the Sign Up page for The 'Shroom is outdated. Where would you have to go to request for it to be updated?

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's 'Shroom issue once it drops! A certain baby rhinoceros will be filling in for our favorite crustacean in Cooking Guide, Letter Kong will be covering a store centered around our favorite spidermonkey in Shop Scout, a certain Lakitu defector will be taking to the skies for a European football game in Sport Report, Waluigi and Company continue to rise through the ranks of the Circuit Break League in Die WAH With A Vengeance, Diddy Kong and his family make it to the final destination of their adventure in Diddy Kong Country, and if you're really lucky, you might be treated to the first half of a two-parter epic quest courtesy of yours truly and the Fancy Phantom!

Just a heads up; I'll be distancing myself from Discord for a while and only using it when absolutely necessary for mental health reasons, so if you need to contact me for anything related to the Wiki, the Boards, the 'Shroom or the like, do so through the Boards.

Many thanks to those who liked Sport Report: The Movie and Diddy Kong Country enough in last month's 'Shroom isuse to give it shout-outs in Poochy's Picks in this month's 'Shroom issue! Your support for the work I do is very much appreciated!

Check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's issue of The 'Shroom once it drops! Letter Kong monkeys his way on over for a tennis rumble in the jungle in Sport Report, and Diddy Kong and his family continue to clobber the Kremling Krew's Kutthroats in Diddy Kong Country - Part 3!

Random thought I just had - How would a conversation between an animal and a human who can talk to animals sound like to someone who can't talk to animals?

Everything alright, Clawgrip? Your profile picture disappeared.

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's issue of The 'Shroom! My Mariosona is off to Marrymore to learn how to make a delicious cake in Cooking Guide, Letter Kong will be looking at some old school hiphop in a new jacket in Hot Records, our heroes will be wrapping up the fifth chapter of their adventure in Sport Report: The Movie, and Diddy Kong's epic quest to find his long lost mother continues in Diddy Kong Country!

Rest in peace to Chuck Norris, an icon from the days of American tough guy action films past, and the early days of internet memery with his over the top "Facts" during the early to mid 2000s.