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Xiahou Dun
I'm facing a reckoning that Mario's position as my #1 favorite character is being seriously challenged.
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman
By who?
Xiahou Ba
Xiahou Ba
For me right now, I think I can easily say that like, given a choice in a game, I'd be Xiahou Ba over Ray Trace LOL

Still love you to death, Ray Trace!
Xiahou Dun
Xiahou Dun
Pipsy Mouse
Remember the moral of the last boss of SMB3: Having a big booty can be a blessing and a curse at the same time
DryBonesBandit
DryBonesBandit
this is the meaning of Super Mario Brothers 3
Bibi Blocksberg
i will never forgive 'bronies'
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Xiahou Dun
Xiahou Dun
My favorite relevant Gamer Bro thing is them not realizing that the historical notion was that programming was a woman's job...... until it was profitable and now it's a man's job and yet the Gamer men think that, after kicking women out, initiatives to recruit women to get into programming is sweet baby inc. DEI woke politically correct affirmative action SJW cultural Marxist [insert right wing umbrella buzzword used to demean pretty much anything these guys don't agree with] and they're ruining programming which in turn is ruining the Gamer toys.

Oh also maybe it's worth pointing out that Barbie Fashion Designer outsold DOOM at the time.
Classic Sonic
Classic Sonic
Personally as a man who completely respects women I hate just about ANY kind of sexism. Without women none of us would be here. Therefore I think it is time for the (however many) men out there who think women should be submissive servants or not have certain jobs because they think they are "men's" jobs to get over their bigotry and grow up. Women can do anything men can do and they should be able to do that.
Classic Sonic
Classic Sonic
Like seriously, enough of this sexist bullcrap. It's time to move on from that.
Shockwave
It's nice you to see you be active on the boards again, Cocoa!
Cocoa
Cocoa
i've decided to crawl out of my cave for like five minutes lol
Shockwave
Shockwave
Does that cave have high-speed internet and all the seasons of Doctor Who you could ask for?
cupie
HEY GUYS!
so i hadn't checked the boards for a long time and yes, I'm here to confirm I'm alive.
sorry about the stupid things I've said in the past, I really didn't mean to cause trouble.

anyways, I won't be active for long (taking a hiatus over the summer (again) but I'll check up on here more often!
Supreme Leader Odyssey
You may have noticed that my evil plans have finally come to fruition. I am now the one and only, supreme leader of the Super Mario Boards, since it's too late to stop me, I might as well explain my genius plan in detail. It was quite simple, yet so brilliant.

Step 1: Get username change to "Supreme Leader Odyssey" approved.

Step 2: ...

Step 3: Profit.

Now there may be some of you out there who are worried about the Boards being taken over by an evil mastermind.

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...

...

Anyways, as long as no UPSTARTS or WANNABEES try to pull the same trick and declare themselves leader we'll continue along fine.
Fizzle
Imagine dealing 28 damage with a single jump. Dang! (Started a Danger Mario run on Pit with 5 of the "+2 attack when in danger" badges, and a bunch of mario protects and stuff)
Cocoa
Genuinely shocked people still post in Mushroom City Car Wash. I'm glad that thread I made when I was a cringe middle schooler is still making some folks happy though!
Pipsy Mouse
When Ryu said "You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance" he means stand a chance on a date with him
Mermaid Man
Today is another one of those days where I'm going through more mood swings than Simon Nelson Cook in that one episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide...
Fizzle
For an obscure reference of the day, "I love Super Mario Bros. 3!"
If you can't guess it:
A Pokemon ROM Hack that took three years
Super Mariomon, one of the coolest things I've seen Pokemon-related
DryBonesBandit
Fantasy is way better than Sci-Fi. After all, I don't recall "Bohemian Rhapsody" going "Is this the real life, is this just science fiction?"
Sentient freedom
Another question: how do I upload videos on this forum?
Fantasy Tepig
Fantasy Tepig
To upload a video, click/tap the film reel and picture.
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Then, copy the video link and post it in the box shown below.
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I hope this helps! You can also directly upload your videos by attaching a file.
Classic Sonic
Hi Princess Viola you made a joke about these types of videos on your profile a long time ago so I was going to too.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Princess Viola! How dare you cuss so much on this forum! That's it! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 4248649624901647821478901578565619615968158585418248651485876187656150625369051956289026598236589625865826228746 months! Go to your room! 🤣

Sorry I just wasted your time LOL.
Classic Sonic
Hello everyone. I wanted to let everyone know that from now on when anyone posts to the "Post Here If You Need Help" thread, I will not be participating. Reason why is, well, I'm a really kind and empathetic and compassionate person, and when someone has a major life problem I can't realistically do anything to help like mental problems and depression that no medication or therapy seems to be able to make better, abusive family situations, being extremely poor and not able to pay for medical services or other things they need, etc., it makes me feel bad, even though you probably would say I shouldn't because there's nothing I can realistically do about it. So since I don't want to feel the guilt of that, I won't be participating in that thread anymore. I'm glad I helped KerriganKoopa, though, and the fact I helped one person in that thread makes me feel a little bit better.
Itsameweegee
Goodbye Mario Wiki and Mario Boards, I will miss you greatly although I wasn't that active here and I was more or less childish and annoying to everyone.
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Classic Sonic
Classic Sonic
I actually didn't mind you, itsameweegee. If you're leaving because you think you annoyed people, you don't have to; I personally and I don't think many people here found you annoying or childish. In addition, if you think they did, you don't have to leave, you could just work on improving said qualities and mature if you think you need to.
Classic Sonic
Classic Sonic
Ok I just read everything that's going on with you. If you feel you need to take a temporary or permanent break from the MarioBoards to deal with your personal life, that is fine. I wish you the best of luck, and so sorry about all the stuff you are going through.
Pipsy Mouse
Pipsy Mouse
It's okay, none of us are mad at you, I can tell you suffer from heavy anxiety and I hope you can overcome it one day
Fizzle
If I ever get good enough with piano, one day, I want to play the SMW athletic theme, then swap to the PAL version after one loop. I've been thinking of this troll for a while, but I gotta get good and find sheet music
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