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Why the fuck do we celebrate pride 'month', why are we humoring the delusions of people who actually believe that months exist????
Oh dear, it appears a 5-legged spider has made itself comfortable next to me on my bed
Pink Cat
Pink Cat
Make em comfortable, get them a tiny pillow and blanket and chat it out
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ClawgripFan9001
ClawgripFan9001
As someone suffering from arachnopobia, I'm glad that spider isn't with me right now. 😬
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Chuckles17
Chuckles17
You could show mercy, but a rolled up news paper and the power of indomitable human spirit will get rid of it as well.
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Super Mario Brothers Super Show:

Waldorf: I never really liked low budget spoofs of movies from my youth.
Statler: You know what they say: One man's treasure is another showrunner's trash.

Hohohohohohoho!
Do you know what's awesome? Your theme this month is Sweetie Belle and my Mario Wiki signature for this month has Sweetie Belle in it! This is truly the month of Sweetie Belle (Mind blown)!
SparksMarioWiki
SparksMarioWiki
Here's proof!
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Sweetie Belle
Sweetie Belle
Since you weren't here in 2022 and prior, it's been a running theme on my Marioboards account since I joined that every June I theme as Sweetie Belle, the only time I've broken this was last year because of my 1 year streak of Ever After High themes, so I themed as Lizzie Hearts in June 2023, but since that streak is now over I'm bringing back Sweetie Belle this June
SparksMarioWiki
SparksMarioWiki
It's great to see a fellow Sweetie Belle fan.
You have got to be kidding me. I've been trying to 100% M+R Sparks of Hope lately, and I am on the final boss's final phase. I am one item and one weapon shot away from beating it, but when I opened my items, something bad happened, I guess. I can't do anything, if I hit A it makes not possible noise, and the only other thing I can do is rotate the camera. WHAT CAN I DO, I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO REPLAY THE WHOLE FIGHT
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker:

Waldorf: (Looking down from the theater box that Statler jumped out of) He shouldn't have jumped, the movie's not that bad.
i've possibly seen the worst movie trailer of my entire lifetime, not because the animation was bad or anything, but because the entire thing was just Garfield and Odie on a roomba going back and forth for about a minute or so
Never thought I'd see what appeared to be a nerdy college student pull into my neighbor's driveway, get out wearing Kanye West shoes, take out what appeared to be a sniper rifle, plop it on the ground, fiddle with ammunition, and yell a greeting at me in the nicest and politest way possible. I haven't heard any gunshots or police sirens yet so I think he's cool.
Chuckles17
Chuckles17
what person doesn't take a sniper rifle to a casual meeting
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"It tastes like Stop and Shop." -something I just said, because apparently tastes can make me think of grocery stores now
June
June
Each store tends to have a distinct smell as well. One whiff of an item and I can tell whether it came from Walmart, any specific dollar store, a thrift shop, Save a Lot, Hannaford, or elsewhere.
SiFi
SiFi
By any chance, did you eat a Banjo-Tooie cartridge and then very quickly eat a Banjo-Kazooie cartridge?
Natalie J.
Natalie J.
@Doctor Bowser I get that but I've just never had it happen with tastes before. Grocery stores definitely all have unique smells but it reminded me a little of how one of my friends has colors associated with letters.
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Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

Statler: Well, that's an interesting reboot. Very clever.
Waldorf: Nah, that's not clever. Anyone can drop their pants. (He drops his pants on the ground)
Statler: (He looks at Waldorf's lower area and then back at his face) I didn't know you were Lithuanian.
Waldorf: (He pulls his pants back up and turns his body away from Statler)
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