Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Super Mario Brothers Super Show:
Waldorf: I never really liked low budget spoofs of movies from my youth.
Statler: You know what they say: One man's treasure is another showrunner's trash.
Do you know what's awesome? Your theme this month is Sweetie Belle and my Mario Wiki signature for this month has Sweetie Belle in it! This is truly the month of Sweetie Belle (Mind blown)!
You have got to be kidding me. I've been trying to 100% M+R Sparks of Hope lately, and I am on the final boss's final phase. I am one item and one weapon shot away from beating it, but when I opened my items, something bad happened, I guess. I can't do anything, if I hit A it makes not possible noise, and the only other thing I can do is rotate the camera. WHAT CAN I DO, I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO REPLAY THE WHOLE FIGHT
i've possibly seen the worst movie trailer of my entire lifetime, not because the animation was bad or anything, but because the entire thing was just Garfield and Odie on a roomba going back and forth for about a minute or so
Never thought I'd see what appeared to be a nerdy college student pull into my neighbor's driveway, get out wearing Kanye West shoes, take out what appeared to be a sniper rifle, plop it on the ground, fiddle with ammunition, and yell a greeting at me in the nicest and politest way possible. I haven't heard any gunshots or police sirens yet so I think he's cool.
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Statler: Well, that's an interesting reboot. Very clever.
Waldorf: Nah, that's not clever. Anyone can drop their pants. (He drops his pants on the ground)
Statler: (He looks at Waldorf's lower area and then back at his face) I didn't know you were Lithuanian.
Waldorf: (He pulls his pants back up and turns his body away from Statler)
Alright, I managed to finish reading the entirety of this month's issue of The 'Shroom! A job well done to everyone who contributed to the issue, and I look forward to what next month's issue has to offer!