Last week was dog bite awareness week and here are some things I'll share with you to prevent dogs from attacking your mail carrier.
- Do not ground pound the stake your dog is attached to. Your mail being delivered is more important than the Power Star behind the gate.
- Do not make your mail carrier wear the Deku Scrub mask. This specifically applies to the Skull Kid.
- Avoid giving treats to Broggy at Broggy's shop.
- Deplete Isabelle of her balloons in Battle Mode and kill her first in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
- If you live in a haunted mansion, do not give your mail carrier a Gold Bone.
- Have a dinosaur made of yarn that can eat the fireball-spitting varieties for your mail carrier.
- If your dog just so happens to be a giant stapler, deplete its staples and have 1000 Fold Arms ready.