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Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Luck of the Irish (2001):

Waldorf: That Ryan Merriman is a great little actor.
Statler: Yes, and getting smaller all the time.

Hohohohohohoho!
The biggest upgrade in the TTYD remake is obviously Mario's mailbox, they changed it from having a tiny shitty slot to the entire thing being openable, so Parakarry can fit Mario's 5th order of plumbing screws of the week inside there.

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Ray Trace
Ray Trace
I take everything back they fucking ruined it by raising the fucking flag, that's to alert outgoing mail for mail carriers you dipshit!

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Just wanted to give a bit of an update - yesterday when I said I needed some time, I was still dealing with the emotional hurt that came from my mom's transphobic speech toward me a couple weeks ago. I'm still working through that so I'm going to need some more time, but today I spent an hour and 42 minutes on the phone with my dad today and we both agreed that it's for the best that I finally cut my mom off. I was surprised he was so willing to accept that outcome, but he told me he would support me in whatever I chose to do and understood that my mom has done nothing but cause problems for me over the last several years. Knowing that I have his support is going to help me a lot in processing everything and I'm already in a lot better mental state than I was yesterday.
G Major Steven Stone
G Major Steven Stone
Do you have a specific plan to cut your mom off? Either way I hope the best for you. Being able to finally seamlessly cut off someone who has caused one a lot of pain is always very empowering, speaking from experience.
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Avengers Endgame:

Statler: I think you could compare this movie to chewing a stick of gum.
Waldorf: How so?
Statler: It starts out tasteful, but the further into it, the blander it becomes.
Waldorf: Yeah, and once you take a new stick to chew, it won't match the taste of the first one.

Hohohohohohoho!
people will join this forum and make like 6 posts and they're all completely insane and then their threads get
moved to thread storage and they never show up again for like 4 months and then come back and start posting the exact same shit again and then get hit with a permaban by the mods

it's wild
Even though I always really liked Paper Mario color splash I've never owned a wii u in my life
I watched a playthrough of color splash years ago i don't even remember when but probably in 2017 ish and I instantly thought the game was fantastic and I really wanted to play it.
I have a friend my age whose family owns a wii u and color splash. So a few years later when I was at his house I asked to play a little bit. From what I remember I beat port prisma and nothing else but he remembers that I made it to Morton.
Fast forward to less than a month ago and my friend with the wii u is at my house and he downloaded a wii u emulator on my computer as well as color splash
In the Greek dub of Thomas the Tank Engine, the Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt is called Kýrios Chontropatátas, which basically translates to MR FATTY POTATO
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ClawgripFan9001
ClawgripFan9001
That's honestly really funny.
SavK
SavK
As someone from Greece, i can confirm that is what translates to
(But seriously i had no idea about this and I'm dying from laughter right now)
Garfield: *eats apple* *spits out core* *eats fish* *spits out bones* *eats donut* *spits out nothing* "I spit out the hole :)"
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winstein
winstein
I've edited this strip to remove any traces of wording, and I noticed that if Garfield never communicated (to the reader), the reader wouldn't know the joke. Goes to show that despite the adage of not explaining the joke (at the risk of ruining it), not explaining it might also confuse the reader.
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Thank you for reading.
FizzletheMovieTheatre
FizzletheMovieTheatre
Which is funnier; no images or no text?
I'm surprised that with Inside Out 2 there hasn't been more backlash that it's another sequel Pixar is making. I guess that's an indicator of how good the first movie was
I'm still feeling really hurt from my mom's rant from a couple weeks ago. It's genuinely affected my mental health to the point that I've had to start more frequent therapy. Think I'm going to need to take some time to try to heal.
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