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you warned on vivian's talk page that transphobic messages will be removed on sight. i don't disagree and i understand people who find offense in wanton intolerance, but i think a healthier attitude to have towards the comments in this particular case is ridicule, followed by ignorance. having a bunch of kids helplessly screeching through ungodly large paragraphs about something as inconsequential as the way a purple ghost is depicted in a children's game is terribly amusing and should remain in a "hall of shame" kind of thing, similarly to how Bad Webcomics Wiki has a gallery of letters they receive from disgruntled comic authors (except not quite as self-evident).

(obviously any bad faith edits done to the article itself should still be reverted)

The Mario is called "funny wahoo man" or "bing bing wahoo".

The lefty green Mario is called ____________________________.

I GOT PRIDE CUPS AT TARGET

Realizing that I've been here for 11 years now at the age of 22. It's not quite half my life yet because math but there's barely anything or anyone else I do/know that has lasted that long.

I want a final boss in a Mario game where Mario shreds like Hell on a electric guitar

Ngl I feel quite abandoned





Listening to the song abandoned

My grandpa is going to hospice tomorrow y'all

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic Unleashed:

Statler: So that's Sonic the Werehog?
Waldorf: You should see his sister, Sonia the Frankenstein Monster.

Hohohohohohoho!

Why are pigeons like Saiyans? They go coo

My ex was telling me that I'm a magician.

And then this happened.

Cleared an Odyssey speedrun in 1:46:57.

uh
well
I um
I fogrot
my 1 year anniversary of bein on here was yesterday

Idk if it's the emotional music I'm listening to, but this is bringing back some memories. Time sure flies

I now know, and have played, what Bubble Bobble is. I have a mini NES, and it had "Bubble Bobble 2" on it. Interesting game.

Is there any heartbreaking losses in The Thousand Year Door?

Discussing end of life care for my grandpa tomorrow

BALLS

I have Mcafee installed on my computer, but it's been doing something lately that is so evil. It's been sending me false scareware ads saying "Warning! Data breaches of your personal data have been detected on the dark web! Upgrade to Mcafee+ now!". There was even another one that said my data was being SOLD on the dark web and to upgrade Mcafee. This is false advertising! How is Mcafee getting away with this? It makes me so mad. I think this is wrong of them. Why are they using these scare tactics? I have no funds or money to speak of but one of them said my financial data had been breached and that's how I know this is all fake. I don't even have a bank account. These weren't pop up ads on the web either; they were from Mcafee on my computer.

Nobody ever takes up my offer to be thrown to the ground and then explode twice

should I buy ttyd or smrpg for my camping trip

she sells seashells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the laws of supply and demand. no one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

step 1 - you must create a sense of scarcity. shells will sell much better if people think they're rare, you see. bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island. stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than the diamond

step 2 - gotta make the people think they want 'em, really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em. hit 'em like bronson. influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertaiment - if you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man

3 - it's monopoly. invest inside some property, start corporation, make a logo, do it properly 'shells must sell,' that will be your new philosophy. swallow all your morals, they're a poor mans quality

4 - EXPAND. EXPAND. EXPAND. clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands

5 - why just shells? why limit yourself? she sells sea shells - sell oil as well

6 - guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks. sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

7 - press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes. then run to be the president of the united states

8 - big smile mate, big wave, that's great. now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

9 - polarize the people, controversy is the game - it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

10 - the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause. you're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore - and you sell seashells on the seashore

bloody hot right now innit

Would you let worlds go to ruins just to stay friends with Sonic The Hedgehog?
https://cytu.be/r/PinkysPlayhouse

Supermarionation or Super Mario Nation?

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power

Statler: What's that noise?
Waldorf: It's the sound of J.R.R. Tolkien turning over in his grave.

Hohohohohohoho!