The Koopaling's Mother?

Porkchoppie

Porkchoppie

PLEEEEEEEEEASE, THROW THE BOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!
I MEAN REALLY, NINTENDO? You can't has Babies without a female, Silleh Geese!
 
I think it's best kept secret. That way fans have their own way of interpreting it themselves. The lack of explanation in the Mario series behind some things leaves the door open for many Mario fanfiction writers. Whether the theories are crack or not.

Maybe Peach IS the mother and she isn't telling anybody
Maybe it's a secret Female koopa that Bowser stays hidden on purpose
Maybe they weren't born but rather created by Magic
Maybe Bowser's type of koopa are Asexual, kinda like Yoshis in that sense

There's tons and tons of theories going on. And the Mario series aren't really supposed to explain everything. (Older fans don't like to be reminded they're playing a Kid's game series)
 
Porkchoppie said:
I MEAN REALLY, NINTENDO? You can't has Babies without a female, Silleh Geese!
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Bowser could have just ordered them from Stork mail.
 
Bowser is a Komodo dragon. He hatches his minions from eggs
 
It all happened when Bowser exploded and many Koopalings fell everywhere. The Bowser we see has been Photoshopped in.
 
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I MEAN REALLY, NINTENDO? You can't has Babies without a female, Silleh Geese!
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what about the father? I remember that those seven Koopalings are not mentioned to be Bowser's kids in the present version of introduction of New Super Mario bros.
but for Bowser Jr's mother mentioned in Sunshine, staff should want to keep it a secret for some reason.

Or if the secret is that Bowser Jr. was an orphan, it would be more touching if the plot is good :P
 
If Bowser Jr was an orphan, then that would mean both of his parents would be dead. It doesn't count if one turns undead then comes back to life.
 
I think Bowser had a wife, but Mario killed her in World 1-2. :D
Hint: Second enemy you see.
Reason: Shady character that walked right into Mario.
 
It's meant to be a secret/unknown

maybe in a future mario game they will reveal it.
 
Some theories (some logical, some not so much) my insane friends and I come up with at lunch:

-Bowser is actually a cross-dressing female. She went to a sperm bank.
-DAISY
-Asexual reproduction
-They do use storks in the Mario series.
-They're all robots, controlled by Daisy. Because Daisy is evil incarnate.
-Mario hallucinates them. I mean, do we really know what's in a Super Mushroom?
-Unsuccesful cloning attempts