Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. Maybe in 20 years.

I wish Nader would DIE
 
Not Granted. Zombie McCain takes the White House.(Mccain looks like a piece of walking flesh anyway)

I wish Zombie Nader would DIE
 
Granted. He's already dead.

I wish my legion of zombie vampire werewolf ninja pirate robot dragon cowboys would take over the world.
 
Granted.

They were going after the world they discovered on your heart.

I wish Luigi had gotten his Spaghetti in Hotel Mario.
 
1337Yoshi said:
Granted, but you die for ignoring my post.

I wish Ralph Nader became president.
Oops, I must've been on a different page or something...

Lario said:
Granted.

They were going after the world they discovered on your heart.

I wish Luigi had gotten his Spaghetti in Hotel Mario.
Granted, but King Boo steals it.

I wish my computer was faster.
 
Free Loader said:
Granted, so is every other computer. Ever.

I wish my computer was the fastest computer ever. :3
I don't really see how that's bad for me...

Granted, I steal it.

I wish Near died.
 
Granted. It turns out Cloud had THREE swords, and kill you with remaining two.

I wish I had some... uh...
 
Granted. You get some uh. But Uh is actually a deadly poison.

I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "I wish I could say "...
 
Granted. It looks exactly what the game is...

2D worlds, you being giant on the map, etc.

I wish Donkey Kong Country 4 was announced recently.
 
Granted. So much people come here, it is hard to reply to something in topics since people keep on posting.

I wish this Forum stayed the same.