Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but he kicks you out of your house, and never let's you in.

I wish that E-mail I sent Strong Bad asking why his head is realy big, gets to be next sb_email.
 
Granted, but it runs out of your house into space.

I wish I didn't have this wish and that I would wish if I didn't wish.
*Readies for a paradox*
 
Granted, the Universe expoldes from the paradox.

I wish I was around when the wiki first started.
 
granted, but you were banned and no you arent here


I wish i had a pool of chocolate (Yummy)
 
Granted, Holywood people then take it away for the new Chocolate Rain music video.

I wish for [insert thing here].
 
Granted, Your House is too small and clasps from too much stuff.

I wish some one responded to one of my newer threads.
 
Granted, your hair turns blond and then someone makes a joke about you.

I wish Unjiu wasn't a jerk!!!
 
Granted, you get a 3 year old drawing of Mario on paper.

I wish Plumber and all the other guys would become active again.
 
Granted, but it's really crappy, and it has the worst ending ever.

I wish my maple syrup tasted better.
 
Granred, it too is made out of leas paint.

I wish Obama was smarter.
 
Free Loader said:
Granted, he's a genius and becomes an inventor instead of the president, but instead McCain becomes president, and as we all know, McCain frowns on technology. The world becomes a place where the only technology we use is military technology, and technology is looked at as evil by most people, and Obama is put to death for being an inventor.
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Idiot, you forgot to make a wish.

I wish I had more computer time.
 
Free Loader said:
Granted, the internet gets deleted by aliens.
I wish you didn't flame me so much. :-\
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INVALD WISH!!!
PLEASE RESUBMIT YOUR WISH AND WE WILL TRY TO GET BACK TO YOU IN 5 YEARS!
 
Granted, people beat you up for ranting.

I wish there was more food in my fridge.
 
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