Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Revin]

Granted, you know how to make a cheeseburger. But as it is the only thing you know, you die from not knowing how to breathe.

I wish I had a Wii U (Also, don't do something generic like "It blew up" or "It doesn't work" or "you died" I want something original)

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but it gets mad because you still have an old wii and eats it and all your games.

I wish for to get his own game. (please be original, not "it's terrible" or stuff like that.)

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but you are using a smiley face without a body and the game makes absolutely zero sense, and/or it is a pinball game.

I wish for more fresh meat.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but it came from your body.

I wish the Koopalings would appear in more games.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but they are no longer good characters because they are not Bowser's kids.

I wish the Bowser Jr. could have a game.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but it's sold out before you can get it.

I wish I had a Wii U and that it didn't do something stupidly unrealistic like eating my wii and that whoever posts next will be original.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

You have a Wii U, but before you can play it, you are forced to clean your entire house with nothing but paper towels and your spit.

I wish I had more than 200% LUK.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but someone makes the L turn into M so you get 200% more Muk.

I wish Shadow Mario was playable in MK7.

 

[Revin]

You have a Wii U, but before you can play it, you are forced to clean your entire house with nothing but paper towels and your spit.

I regret nothing.

Granted, but to unlock him you need to come first in a race 5,000,000,000 times.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but the genies get mad.

I wish I didn't have to win a ridiculous amount of races in MK7 to unlock Shadow Mario.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but you need a ridiculous amount of coins.

I wish I had a pet.

 

[Revin]

Granted, you get a pet fly, which someone steps on.

I wish for some cheese.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but it's your least favorite kind.

I wish to hit my head. (I wish for something bad it will go bad and it will be good.)

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Actually, your lack of adverbs has caused me not to grant your wish.

I wish people would use adverbs.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but-

[me=Suddenly,]a meteor strikes the planet, and utter chaos reigns across the planet[/me]

...you see what happens when you make wishes on this forum? PEOPLE SUFFER.

I wish for celebrations in the British Isles again.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but the celebrations are about torturing Bane, and you are forced to watch them, at the slowest they can get.

I wish for a wall.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted it earthquakes destroy your wall

I wish this wish went wrong

 

[LN1]

Granted you die( yeah, I'm not creative)
I wish for something stupid.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but you die

I wish that monkeys ruled the earth

 

[LN1]

Granted, but the earth is another place and destroys this planet.(monkeys know about another earth)

I wish for some random smiley.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, you earned the invisible smiley.

I wish there would be no bugs on Earth.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then the environment goes haywire and kills everyone including you.

I wish this thread was about Yoshi

 

[Smg2daisy]

Granted but the thread will be moved.
I wish I can meet Smasher.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, but you realized it was your father.

I wish I could breath underwater.

 

[IcicleRain]

Granted, but you lose the ability to breathe above water.
I wish I had superpowers.