Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but you level up quicker than anyone has ever seen

I wish Smasher was a mod
 
Granted but you aren't an incarnation of the Doctor
I wish I had an account on Userpedia
 
Granted, but you are banned immediately.

I wish games would never be overrated.
 
This wish is not in Namekian
*goes back in dragon balls*
I wish that Marioboards was in the the Dark Knight trilogy
 
Blue Paratroopa said:
This wish is not in Namekian
*goes back in dragon balls*
I wish that Marioboards was in the the Dark Knight trilogy
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Granted.

Porplemontage gets killed, along with MG1, SMB, and Stooben Rooben. Meanwhile, Me (as Bane), Scarecrow (as...well, Scarecrow), Lily (as Catwoman), Alex25 (as Ra's Al Ghul), Shroobario (as Two-Face), and Hypnotoad (as the Joker) and eventually kill GalacticPetey (as Batman)

I wish The Lord of the Rings never had to end.
 
Granted, The Lord of the Rings doesn't exist anymore. (so it can't have an end if there is not beginning)

I wish I would be as good in English as in Math.
 
Bane said:
Blue Paratroopa said:
This wish is not in Namekian
*goes back in dragon balls*
I wish that Marioboards was in the the Dark Knight trilogy
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Granted.

Porplemontage gets killed, along with MG1, SMB, and Stooben Rooben. Meanwhile, Me (as Bane), Scarecrow (as...well, Scarecrow), Lily (as Catwoman), Alex25 (as Ra's Al Ghul), Shroobario (as Two-Face), and Hypnotoad (as the Joker) and eventually kill GalacticPetey (as Batman)

I wish The Lord of the Rings never had to end.
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Silly boy. Batman can't die.

@cirdec granted, but you complelty flunk science

I, lord Frieza, wish for eternal life!