Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but your pocket is now the size of a guitar, and yu can't find anything in it, other than the guitar.

I wish I was as cool as Meta Knight.

 

[PapaLuis664]

You're as cool as Meta Night, who is completely uncool.

I wish I was the top poster on every forum I've ever joined.

 

[Specific Neptune]

You're as cool as Meta Night.

I wish I was the top poster on every forum I've ever joined.

The idea is to explain what will go wrong with the wish.

 

[PapaLuis664]

Edited.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Better.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

You're as cool as Meta Night, who is completely uncool.

I wish I was the top poster on every forum I've ever joined.

I do have a hit list, ya' know.

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish you'd change that last digit to a 6, PapaLuis664.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but Porps would go paranoid.

I wish I had information about the Wii U.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but none of it is the truth.

I wish PL664 would consider Meta Knight "cool"

 

[PapaLuis664]

Granted, but I said Meta NIGHT.

I wish

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Invalid wish, output: MARIO FAN SHIPPING

I wish that Uniju would accept HugxSipping

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but then he turns strange, starts listening to Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber, then suddenly death...


I wish we could live on the moon

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but you don't have a spacesuit.

I wish I could write code.

 

[NSY]

Granted but everyone could translate it

I wish Superman 64 never existed

 

[Specific Neptune]

granted, but they create an even worse game based on Justin Bieber in 2011

I wish we lived in the middle ages

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, but you are considered as a heretic and sentenced to death.

I wish I could clone my bills.

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted, but you are arrested for counterfeiting
I wish that the next person would into a very feminine person

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but then I want to get off with youeither way

I wish there were Burgers on the moon

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, but no one cares because you will never go to the Moon.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but you teleport right into a wall, and die.

I wish I had more tokens.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, but every prize you want gets taken before it's your turn.

I wish for a rock.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but I smash it during a fit of rage over how every prize I wanted got taken before my turn.

I wish every prize I wanted didn't get taken before my turn.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but suddenly explosions because I can.

I wish people wouldn't overuse the smiley

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, now people will overuse the :D smiley.

I wish my wish would not be turned bad.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but then paradox

I wish I wasn't alone

 

[LN1]

Granted, but your partner bothers you like if it depended on his life, and it works good enough.

I wish you'd stop highlighting this text