Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[OJ Toad]

Granted, but PSN and Nintendo Wifi are now OVAR $9000!!

I wish a Mario Character was named after me (OJ TOAD)

 

[MCD]

Granted, but he gets killed a lot.

I wish to die.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, you go to hell.

I wish for your mom.

 

[LN1]

Granted, however, you die before anything happens.

I wish for clay.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, however, you die before anything happens.

I wish for clay.

Granted, your mom eats it.

I wish for.. ill click a random smiley...

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, But she runs away of hatred for you.

I wish I wasn't a Toad.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, you turn into a helpless Goomba.

I wish for... *performs random glitch in game* ...Sonic to get his head out of the roof.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, he's now glued to you.

I wish I was hungry.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, you're so hungry that you eat yourself.

I wish I had a pie.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, i planted a posion mushroom in it.

I wish i looked like. RANDOM SMILEY TIME!

WTF!?!?!?! Ok...

 

[LN1]

Granted, you die for no good reason.

I wish for a chair.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, The Chair consumes you into a nightmare, where you will always be.

I wish I had sprites of me.