Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Boidoh]

Granted, he's a chuckster and throws you into somewhere where you die.

I wish for "Granted, but that wish sucks".

Granted, But Granted, it sucks.

Hi..

 

[Z-omb]

But thats not a wish?

I wish for pure awesomeness.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granteds, then you get banned from a forum for two months.

I wish to have never made my catchphrases

 

[Boidoh]

Granteds, then you get banned from a forum for two months.

I wish to have never made my catchphrases

Granted,.... you did not make them...

I wish for.. i cant make a wish random smiley time. to stop saying HI IM DAISY.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, instead she says, "HI MY NAME IS DAISY!"

I wish that the world was perfect and indestructible.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, the world no longer exists as nothing is perfect and nothing is indestructible.

I wish for a box.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, it's Pandora's Box and you open it.
I wish to live to be 100.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but everyone you care about dies before you, so you live alone in depression.

I wish for a new smiley

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, It's a new smiley of nothing, just a blank white spot.


I wish for nothing at all.

 

[-----]

Granted, the whole universe and all other dimensions are gone.

I wish for no wishes, for anyone ever again.

 

[Z-omb]

Granted, it creates a paradox as that wish should end this game but it will continue anyway.

I wish for a TARDIS!

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, the fabric of reality itself is sucked into a void due to it's complexity.

I wish every game ever made was remastered in full HD 3D graphics with 3DTV support.

 

[OJ Toad]

Granted, the graphics are so good that you have a seizure..

I wish was replaced with a Mason Smiley

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, however everyone misses the Koopa smiley face and now shuns you into Dark World Where People get Shunned.

I wish I could make a good wish.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, it's a good wish for me.

I wish for no more ads on youtube.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Then youtube crashes because of no income.

I wish I was a ghost.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, your body goes right through everything so you can't touch or pick anything up and no one can see you.

I wish for every episode of Sonic 4 to be released on a single disc as a full game.

 

[Sunscreen]

Then Sega would never make another game.

I wish i owned Youtube, and was actually GOOD at owning it.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but SOPA gets passed, YouTube shuts down, and you never get your money back from buying it from Google.

I wish that Smasher posted more often (he's never on).

 

[Sunscreen]

Then MarioForums would be more fun.


I wish i had a gold bar

 

[Magikrazy]

Then MarioForums would be more fun.

You're supposed to make my wish bad.

Granted, people hang out at your gold bar, they get drunk, and they drive drunk, killing many people in the process.

I wish that Apple Jacks actually tasted like apples.

 

[Sunscreen]

Then many people will stop eating them, causing the company to go bankrupt.

I wish everything i did was right.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but then as you're driving, the road curves to the left...

I wish Greenland was green and Iceland was ice.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, the dramatic climate change destroys the world.

I wish online multiplayer didn't lag.

 

[Sunscreen]

Granted, but then the internet crashed due to high usage.

I wish my 3DS was a 4DS