Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but PSN and Nintendo Wifi are now OVAR $9000!!

I wish a Mario Character was named after me (OJ TOAD)
 
Granted, but he gets killed a lot.

I wish to die.
 
Granted, you turn into a helpless Goomba.

I wish for... *performs random glitch in game* ...Sonic to get his head out of the roof.
 
Granted, The Chair consumes you into a nightmare, where you will always be.

I wish I had sprites of me.