Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, now a simple piece of bread is worth $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 so you don't have enough money even with the bill.

I wish I had a good idea for a wish.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. You think so hard you explode.

I wish for the most valuable thing in the world that would never get lost.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, it's a boulder.

I wished I was Andrew Hussie.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. The real Andrew Hussie gets very confused, and eventually calls the police.

I wish I wasn't holding my breath right now.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you let go of your breath, it hits the ground, and it breaks.
I wish these ponies didn't drive me to drink.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. They are so mad they throw you off a cliff.

I wish for L33T code.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted,

L33T

.

I wish that I weren't in Kansas anymore.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you're in hell.

I wish I went to heaven.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you go to "heaven", which is actually a place in which they torture you which is unfittingly named.

I wish to fire mah lazer(misspelled on purpose)

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, Mah Lazer has been fired (too bad, she was a good worker).

I wish that David Beckham broke up with Spice.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, he gets together with Posh Spice.

I wish for my mafia to get stickied.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but it's locked before it gets stickied, disallowing the game to even begin.

I wish for something good to happen for me.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you live one second longer than you originally would have.

I wish to die a painless death.