Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but Bowser eats you.

I wish this wish would backfire horribly.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. You get a million bucks and spend it on a very valuable TV. It brakes.

ish asn't alking ike his

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Gr4nt3d, y0u t@lk L1k3 th1s.

I wish to have the Bottomless Coin Sack.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted. You get a million bucks and spend it on a very valuable TV. It brakes.

ish asn't alking ike his

It brakes? Good, I thought it would hit that car

Granted, but you fall in it and never get out.

I wish I could explode.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you explode painfully and slowly.

I wish for a wish to kill somebody.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Granted, you explode painfully and slowly.

I wish for a wish to kill somebody.

Isn't that what happens when you go through a black hole or something?

Granted, you kill yourself.

I wish for a bottomless sack with infinite space and infinite food pizza inside.

 

[LN1]

Granted, the pizza contains an ingredient that sucks and you stop eating and eventually die since you're trapped.

I wish for a wish to kill somebody that isn't me or my family.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you kill John F. Kennedy.

I wish Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was still alive.

 

[LN1]

Granted, he kills you.

I wish for some good idea of a wish.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you never get to use it.

I wish Frank Sinatra was a pony.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but his gender is switched along with his body.

I wish I can play the piano (and in the music world, playing means, in these exactly words, "play perfectly")

 

[User4042]

Too bad.

I wish for apple pie

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but for karma, you get Applejack pie.

I wish Anne McCaffrey is immortal.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, she gets a fatal disease and is unable to end her torture.

I wish Fred Flintstone wore a purple bowler hat.

 

[LN1]

Granted, Fred dies due to the fact the hat had some bacteria of an infection that kills people.

I wish for whoever screws this wish up, make it complicated.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, the song "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne will now play continually in your head forever and ever and ever endeavor...

I wish that oil lamps were made from a highly flammable substance.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat them.

I wish I could choose my pipe.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it takes you to hell.

I wish for *sleeps due to boredom*.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you now fall asleep every time you are bored.

I wish I had a suit made of money.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could visit a snow overworld.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish for a Mega Mushroom.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you squish Luigi.

I wish Valentine's Day changed to Hate Day.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you hate yourself.

I wish for a Penguin Suit.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you hate yourself.

I wish for a Penguin Suit.

Granted, PETA sues you for killing a penguin.

I wish I was a Pokemon of any kind.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are a Slugma and you won't escape any apocalypse.

I wish for a Propeller Mushroom.