Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, it doesn't carry oxygen to your body and you die, and you run out of rootbeer blood.

I wish that Magikrazy51 would stop thinking that all bronies are males.

They all are! The term for girls who are my little pony fans are pegasisters.

But then he will not be in any.

I wish for Twilight, Spike, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie to be in Nintendo games (SSB)

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, Hasbro being the unorganized people they are lose the rights and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is cancelled.

I wish I had pudding that I could eat without anything killing, sickening, or hurting me and I want to eat it.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you don't like the flavor.

I wish I could live at the Comet Observatory.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but one day, you thought it would be fun to jump off and the force will pull you back on, but that feature didn't work.

I wish for Uranium.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. You are now a frozen statue of Uranium.

I wish this weekend was longer.

 

[User4042]

Granted, I'm already on a long weekend and you can't be.

I wish for BANANAS

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but you went BANANAS

I wish for Facebook to have their color scheme changed to green.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but everybody in Facebook hates the new change and quits.

I wish more people on this forum knew what Everybody Edits was.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the whole site crashes and you can't use it anymore.

I wish that Applejack and Rainbow Dash were males.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but Twilight and Fluttershy kiss them

I wish for BANANAS

 

[Magikrazy]

The genie denies your wish because you already wished fir it.

I wish the below wish was true.

I wish the above wish was false.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. The paradox crippled the universe and destroyed reality itself.

I wish for a funny picture.

 

[User4042]

Granted but it's a pony.

I wish for Bowser