Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it's stupider.

I wish to be very assertive.

 

[Magikrazy]

The genie thought you said insertive. <beep beep>

I wish the Stop Online Piracy Act and the PROCECT IP Act were abandoned.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they make another bill which is the same except they put another abbreviation.(for as much as I may not support it)

I wish for something that won't explode.

 

[User 101]

Granted but it cuts you.

I wish for something that can cause me no harm.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it kills someone you cared for and you are sad.

I wish for 8).

 

[User 101]

granted but it gets too cool for you.

I wish for

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but rescued her back and dropped you into a pit of lava after cutting out a bridge you were battling him on.

I wish for a hat and a monocle.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Granted, but you don't get to wear them

I wish for a combustable lemon.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it explodes on yo' face.

I wish for barnacle chips, 'cause they're delicious.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. I eat them.

I wish for a wish that I could wish and nobody else could wish even if they wished that was true.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the genie was so confused, he just gave you a random wish which was: I wish for rain. So you did. It came from your umbrella.

I wish that Mordecai and Margaret would just date, get married, censor the next thing, and have beautiful cardinal/blue jay offspring.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but the offspring kill you.

I wish I was a Magikarp.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get eaten by me.

I wish I had the powers of a Japanese person.