Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, it is stolen.

I wish for smileyness.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but there are so many smileys you get amnesia.

I wish :D :P.

 

[Brock]

Granted, but you later regret your wish, and wish that you'd wished for something better. Unfortunately, you are out of wishes.

I wish I had a years supply of soda, that wasnt flat, wouldnt run out, didnt go bad, and wasnt dangerous to me or my family, and wouldnt disappear before I could drink it. And it cant be stolen, taken, or miss placed by someone else.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but all of the soda magically disappears right after you drink the first can of soda.

I wish :D :P was a better wish and I wouldn't be out of wishes after that.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but you discover you can use 5 smileys and destroy your room litterally.

I wish that my next wish had to do with the lyrics of a song.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but I didn't feel like it.

I wish my wish was :D :P instead.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but there is nobody to kiss and you feel sad.

I wish to live in a pineapple under the sea and not die.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but you get harmed very badly instead.

I wish :D :P and I had somebody to kiss so I won't feel sad

 

[LN1]

Granted, you kiss the poisonous queen so you die.

I wish to be absorbing, yellow, and orange.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted but you are a shower sponge that you wash million of people that never showered long time

I wish that I will become 1 dollar

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are wasted on a garage sale and you for some reason hate garage sales.

I wish to talk to money without dying or going insane.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But all the money are meanies

I wish that I was a

 

[LN1]

Granted, you slide into a black hole.

I wish for a black hole which will not kill me as a pet and it will not kill my family either.