Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, you do it on the moon and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish for something, I will receive something and it's not a bomb.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it is a Knuckle Sandwich.

I wish that there were more Yoshi Lovers on this Forum.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they use even more overpowered Yoshis to eat you and destroy you and say "Good Yoshi".

I wish Yoshi weren't so overpowered.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but they never were.

I wish that Crash Bandicoot never existed.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but the Crash Bandicoot fans kill you no matter how powerful you are.

i wish that you understood you make Yoshis too overpowered.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But I become crazy and eat everybody since I am a Yoshi!

I wish that Luigi Bandicoot would stop overpowering Luigi and Crash Bandicoot

 

[LN1]

Granted, but I'm actually overpowering the Black Knight, more than it is.

I wish for stuff not related to Yoshi at all, it is not a bomb, or a knuckle sandwich.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it's a regular sandwich, but it has very spice peppers on it.

I wish to be Saphira's soulmate, and she will not break up with me.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you only live for one nanosecond and you don't enjoy a thing.

I wish for a magic trick

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the trick is to saw you in half, and you live your life as two seperated bodies.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[LN1]

Granted, your life suddenly sucks and you want to die.

I wish for penguin posting.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but the Penguins delete their posts
I wish i was the great Superhero Ambush Bug

 

[LN1]

Granted, the supervillian you have to fight is absolutely invincible and you die.

I wish for people to vote and it will not kill me.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But people vote to kill you so it halts to a stop.
I wish they made a version of .

 

[LN1]

Granted, but then they delete it.

I wish for...
umm....
more time to think.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

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I wish for...
umm....
more time to think.

I wish that people will stop bashing Metal Mario being in Mario Kart 7.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they bash normal Mario instead.

I wish for more time to think of a wish.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But that time is wasted because right after you decide what to do this topic gets deleted by a MOD for no reason.

I wish there was a version of a that will not get deleted.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it sucks even for extreme Yoshi fans.

I wish for more time to think of a wish and this thread will not be deleted.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but it gets moved to THE DEADLY TOPIC STORAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish THE DEADLY TOPIC STORAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! wasn't so deadly.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it becomes only slightly less deadly.

I wish for ten minutes to think of a wish, this thread will not be deleted or moved.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but no one ever posts in it ever again and it gets moved to the bottom of the whole list of Forum Games.

I wish THE DEADLY TOPIC STORAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! was not deadly at all anymore and you couldn't rewind time.

 

[LN1]

Granted, however I divide by zero, reconstruct the universe, and make it deadly again.
BTW, this thread can't be at the bottom for two reasons:
a.)The old threads nobody would bump
b.)This thread is stickied

I wish for more time to think of how to kill you.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but by murdering, you're breaking one of the Ten Commandments.

I wish I knew what to do.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you decide that your decision sucks and you wait another month to think of something.

I wish that my public username were changed already(I already requested so...) .